Does Colleen like Bella? How long can Rebecca talk about physiology? Who would you fan cast as the canonical lovers Carlisle and Charlie? How many questions fit in a description? A big thank you again to Sean for answering our concussion questions. We promise in two episodes for a higher quality of sound but we think our discourse is still pretty quality ;).

Sound the trumpets! Our very first special guest, biology expert Hunter, joins us to discuss the very famous onion lab in Chapter 2. Does the growing onion root symbolize the growth of the romance, or the growth of the abuse? A huge thank you to Hunter for agreeing to be our first victim, I mean, guest, and test his mettle against our sharp interviewing skills. If you want to be a guest on our podcast as an "expert", hit us up at [email protected].

Rebecca and Colleen dive right in to the nuances of Chapter 1 and begin to answer the tough questions, like: Is there anything at all redeemable in here? The answer may surprise you. We also get into (surprise surprise) feminism, teenage behavior, and coordination issues.

Rebecca and Colleen dive head first into the wild world of Twilight (Meyer, 2005) in a new comedy/literary analysis podcast (don't worry, we don't know what that means either). In this episode we cover the preface of the book and ourselves. 1.000 Years, our intro and outro music, is a loving parody "written" and performed by Colleen.