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EPISODE 26 – LEFT BEHIND: THE MOVIE

Well, folks, Brian has thrown us into a minefield with the tragically Nicolas Cage-free Christian apocalypse thriller, Left Behind: The Movie! This week, Chris creates Kirk Cameron’s alter ego; Brandon points out a very unsettling credit; Brian gives the audience homework; and Ashley writes her own version of Dealbreakers.

BTW: A Christian haunted house goes horribly wrong!

Starring: Kirk Cameron, Brad Johnson, Janaya Stephens, Clarence Gilyard Jr., Colin Fox, Gordon Currie, and Chelsea Noble

Directed by Vic Sarin

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EPISODE 25 – FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR

We don’t know how he does it, but Brandon brought us yet another winner—the family sci-fi comedy psychological horror, Flight of the Navigator! This week, Brian makes a big bet on the reboot trailer; Chris remembers a bloodthirsty hospital robot (WARNING: slightly graphic); Brandon investigates Big Al; and Ashley is sick of modernist BS.

BTW: Get pumped for the dimension-hopping sequel, Fight of the Navigators!

Starring: Joey Cramer, Paul Reubens, Veronica Cartwright, Cliff DeYoung, Matt Adler, Howard Hesseman, and Sarah Jessica Parker

Directed by Randal Kleiser

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EPISODE 24 – TOOTH FAIRY

WARNING: We spend the first several minutes talking about unpleasant experiences at the dentist. Feel free to skip to ~8:35 if needed.

This week, Ashley recalls an unfortunately named dentist; Brian pitches an indie movie; Chris gets burned by Ashley; and Brandon learns the truth about public defenders.

BTW: Fare thee well, Jebediah Flick!

Shout-out to fellow podcast Let the Movie Speak!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let-the-movie-speak/id1547081524

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd, Stephen Merchant, Ryan Sheckler, Seth MacFarlane, Chase Ellison, Destiny Grace Whitlock, and Julie Andrews

Directed by Michael Lembeck

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EPISODE 23 – ALMOST HEROES

As March Mattness comes to a close, we determine once and for all who is the best Matt. Is it Damon? McConaughey? Macfadyen? Or is it Chris’s pick: Matthew Perry, who pairs up with Chris Farley in the pioneer buddy comedy Almost Heroes! This week, Brandon finds the best place in his home for a Chris Farley painting; Chris brings us more insane stories; Brian is the king of transitions; and Ashley’s Chipmunk Theory pulls through yet again!

BTW: Fun field trip stories!

Starring: Matthew Perry, Chris Farley, Eugene Levy, Lisa Barbuscia, and Kevin Dunn

Directed by Christopher Guest

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EPISODE 22 – THE THREE MUSKETEERS (2011)

March Mattness drags on with Brian’s pick: Matthew Macfadyen in Paul W. S. Anderson’s 2011 opus, The Three Musketeers! This week, Brian fumbles with his pop filter; Chris reverse engineers Shakespeare; Ashley wrecks all of our 21stbirthday stories; and Brandon keeps us apprised of Dumas BS.

BTW: Find yourself in a jam? Just add mass and velocity!

Starring: Matthew Macfadyen, Luke Evans, Ray Stevenson, Logan Lerman, Milla Jovovich, Mads Mikkelsen, Christoph Waltz, Orlando Bloom, Gabrielle Wilde, and James Corden

Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson

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EPISODE 21 – REIGN OF FIRE

March Mattness continues with Brandon’s entry: Matthew McConaughey in 2002’s dragon apocalypse epic, Reign of Fire! This week, Brian gets a new best way to make an entrance; Ashley hides out at the last Kinko’s; Chris finds the worst person on Amazon; and Brandon advocates eating ash.

BTW: Christian Bale stars in Rent of Fire!

Starring: Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Izabella Scorupco, Gerard Butler, Scott Moutter, and David Kennedy

Directed by Rob Bowman

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EPISODE 20 – STUCK ON YOU

We kick off March Mattness with Ashley’s submission: Matt Damon in the Farrelly brothers conjoined twin comedy Stuck on You! This week, Chris gets an intervention; Brandon punishes his friend with Epic Movie; Ashley talks about the grossest line ever; and Brian just wants it to END!!!!!!!!

BTW: A troubling amount of troubling cameos!

Starring: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Wen Yann Shih, Ray “Rocket” Valliere, Terence Bernie Hines, Seymour Cassel, and Cher (as herself)

Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly

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EPISODE 19 – CUBAN FURY

The Amber Seals wrap up Rom Com Month with a little help from Krista Stauffer of the Speak Easily Podcast! This week, Chris chauffeurs for Micky Dolenz; Brandon develops a car crash fetish; Ashley reveals why she owns bowling shoes; Brian pitches his Broadway mixtape; and Krista comes out of her comfort… box?

BTW: What if Ian McShane’s character was played by Tommy Wiseau?

Starring: Nick Frost, Rashida Jones, Chris O’Dowd, Ian McShane, and Olivia Colman

Directed by James Griffiths

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EPISODE 18 – ELLA ENCHANTED

Good news, everyone—Ashley has officially joined the podcast as a full-time Amber Seal! Bad news, everyone—Brian made us watch the disastrous 2004 adaptation of the classic novel Ella Enchanted! This week, Brandon reads fantasy personal ads; Brian unveils his Moira Rose impression; Chris has a bad time at Bonnaroo; and Ashley breaks the rules of the Movie Game.

BTW: Huck Finn wasn’t even a dog in the book!

Starring: Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Aidan McArdle, Joanna Lumley, Lucy Punch, Jennifer Higham, Minnie Driver, Eric Idle, Steve Coogan, Jimi Mistry, and Vivica A. Fox

Directed by Tommy O’Haver

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EPISODE 17 – MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND

Good news everyone—Brandon is finally cancelled! It’s all thanks to his troubling Rom Com Month pick: My Super Ex-Girlfriend! This week, Brian considers mid-air coitus; Chris discovers his life is an Ivan Reitman movie; and Brandon comes up with sexy accountant puns!

BTW: We demand a spin-off film about Uma Thurman’s sassy shark friend!

Starring: Luke Wilson, Uma Thurman, Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard, Rainn Wilson, and Wanda Sykes

Directed by Ivan Reitman

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