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EPISODE 16 – TWO WEEKS NOTICE

We kick off Rom Com Month with the movie of a thousand plots: Two Weeks Notice! This week, Brian emerges from his film crypt with his ink and quill; Chris gives his Yelp review of Coney Island; Ashley recommends Christian romance novels; and Brandon determines whether or not the word “dab” is hot.

BTW: The Fart-Asses/Amber Seals/Trash Watch Gang are officially Team Monke!

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant, Alicia Witt, David Haig, Dana Ivey, Robert Klein, and two disgraced former presidents

Directed by Marc Lawrence

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EPISODE 15 – THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE

Show favorite Ashley returns to the podcast to discuss the creepy, racist, high-pitched nightmare that is The Chipmunk Adventure! This week, Brian is the Jon Arbuckle of Jon Arbuckles; Brandon discovers mind-blowing information about the Chipette’s parentage; Ashley turns traitor; and Chris is as mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore!

Plus: We announce our upcoming theme months! (Shout-out to The Stephen Queens podcast for the inspiration: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-stephen-queens-podcast/id1527179109)

Starring: Ross Bagdasarian Jr., Janice Karman, Dody Goodman, Susan Tyrrell, Anthony De Longis, Frank Welker, Ken Sansom, and Nancy Cartwright

Directed by Janice Karman

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EPISODE 14 – ROCK-A-DOODLE

The Trash Watch Boys ride a hope chest down an adequate pipe to get away from this week’s baffling disaster: Rock-a-Doodle! Experience excessive narration, an ambiguous timeline, and a chorus of owls in this animated almost-movie that will leave you saying, “I’m a[ll] furry!”

Plus: Meet Jebediah Flick—Amish Moving Picture Critic!

Starring: Phil Harris, Glen Campbell, Eddie Deezen, Toby Scott Ganger, Christopher Plummer, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Ellen Greene

Directed by Don Bluth

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EPISODE 13 – PAYCHECK

Brandon has done it again, serving up a nonsensically fun action film that dares to see just how many Chekhov’s Guns it can cram into two hours. Journey to the far-off future of 2007, where subway trains run at a crawl, big corporations destroy the world, and the government straight-up murders people—y’know, pure science fiction! Anyway, a man is pushed.

Plus: Aaron Eckhart gives performance notes.

Starring: Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman, Paul Giamatti, and Colm Feore

Directed by John Woo

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EPISODE 12 – NOW AND THEN

WARNING: This episode is extremely horny and NSFW.

Happy New Year from Trash Watch and special guest Ashley Woodard! Join us as we discuss a heartfelt yarn about friendship, double murders, labyrinthine newspaper articles, and a whole buncha sex talk. Grab some chicken and spiked lemonade and sit back for our take on this coming-of-age story that’s a lot more then than now.

Plus: The Trash Watch Boys get a new nickname!

Starring: Christina Ricci, Thora Birch, Gaby Hoffmann, Ashleigh Aston Moore, Rosie O’Donnell, Melanie Griffith, Demi Moore, Rita Wilson, and Devon Sawa 

Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter

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EPISODE 11 – THE NUTCRACKER IN 3D

Good news, everyone—Chris is cancelled! His crime: Making us suffer through 108 minutes of creepy nutcrackers, an inexplicable Uncle Albert Einstein, baffling songs, and John Turturro devouring the scenery as a rat cross between Andy Warhol and David Byrne. On the other hand, maybe this is how 2020 was always meant to end.

Plus: Thanks for the super helpful advice, Snow Fairy.

Starring: Elle Fanning, Nathan Lane, John Turturro, Frances de la Tour, Richard E. Grant, Julia Vysotskaya, Aaron Michael Drozin, Charlie Rowe, and the voice of Shirley Henderson

Directed by Andrei Konchalovsky

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EPISODE 10 – I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

Have you ever woken up in the desert glued into a Santa suit with only three days to get to New York for Christmas Eve dinner because your dad bribed you with a Porsche? If not: congratulations, you’re not the manipulative creep protagonist of this movie! This week, we take a wacky cross-country road trip with a rogues’ gallery of weirdos and try not to let little Esteban get us down.

Plus: For the love of God, don’t drink the punch!

Starring: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Biel, Adam LaVorgna, Gary Cole, Eve Gordon, Lauren Maltby, Andrew Lauer, and Sean O’Bryan

Directed by Arlene Sanford

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EPISODE 9 – SCROOGED

Deck the halls with a good Christmas movie about bad people! Take a taxi with Christmas Past and simp for Karen Allen; get hit with a toaster by Christmas Present; and experience the pure horror of Christmas Future—all set to the Danny Elfman-est of scores! Get ready to add this cult classic to your holiday rotation, or else we three ghosts just might have to haunt you.

Plus: On this week’s Trash to Treasure… did B murder Craig?

Starring: Bill Murray, Karen Allen, Alfre Woodard, Bobcat Goldthwait, David Johansen, Carol Kane, John Forsythe, and Robert Mitchum

Directed by Richard Donner

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EPISODE 8 – LITTLE GIANTS

The Trash Watch boys are ready for some (peewee) football! In the small town of Urbania, Ohio, two psychotic old men pit the O’Shea brothers against each other in a Calvinball-esque football face-off, in the process reminding us of the importance of family and (more importantly) Rick Moranis.

Plus: Is your girlfriend always fiddling with her locket? Tune in to find out what it means!

Starring: Rick Moranis, Ed O’Neill, Shawna Waldron, Susanna Thompson, Devon Sawa, Sam Horrigan, and Mary Ellen Trainor

Directed by Duwayne Dunham

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EPISODE 7 – DEEP RISING

Brian redeems himself with this week’s film about a giant monster attacking mercenaries on an unprofitable cruise ship. Grab a loaf of bread and some greasy sea water and join us as we fight for survival while trying to discover Joey Pantucci’s real name. 

Plus: Our new recurring segment—Cabin in the Woods Corner!

Starring: Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony Heald, Kevin J. O’Connor, and Wes Studi

Directed by Stephen Sommers

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