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EPISODE 6 – SURF NINJAS (ft. Lexi Vestey)

We once again dive into Brandon’s childhood, this time joined by the wonderful Lexi Vestey! Grab your Game Gear and join us on a journey from the sunny beaches of Los Angeles to the sunny beaches of Patusan, battling poorly camouflaged ninjas and quasi-cyborg Leslie Nielsen every step of the way. But remember—Rob Schneider giveth and Rob Schneider taketh away.

Plus: The single greatest IMDb Parents Guide entry of all time!

Starring: Ernie Reyes Jr., Ernie Reyes Sr., Nicolas Cowan, Rob Schneider, Kelly Hu, Tone Loc, and Leslie Nielsen

Directed by Neal Israel

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EPISODE 4 – MISSION TO MARS

The Trash Watch boys go to space to help Brian exorcise his childhood demons. Follow us on a journey through a less-thrilling 2001: A Space Odyssey, from the pointless barbecue opening to the climactic alien factory sequence, all to answer a question that has plagued mankind for millennia: Why can’t Gary Sinise smile in this movie?

Plus: The Martians forget to turn off the iron (and the killer tornado)!

Starring: Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins, Don Cheadle, Connie Nielsen, and Jerry O’Connell

Directed by Brian De Palma

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EPISODE 5 – RISING SUN

This week we pay tribute(?) to the late, great Sean Connery with Rising Sun, a movie that is 70% racism, 20% nudity, and 10% technophobia. But all that matters is that Sean Connery says “sempai”—like, a lot.

Plus: The hot new fashion trend—Cargo Panties!

Starring: Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes, Harvey Keitel, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Tia Carrere, Ray Wise, Kevin Anderson, and Mako

Directed by Philip Kaufman

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EPISODE 3 – ERNEST SCARED STUPID

Brandon’s winning streak in movie picks continues with Ernest Scared Stupid, a surprisingly fun children’s(?) film about a 24/7 garbageman facing off against an evil tree troll that's turning kids into wooden dolls. Meanwhile, Chris sheds a tear for unfortunate movie dogs and Brian’s mind wanders to the Taxi Driver universe.

Plus: Is Ernest Scared Stupid a secret Daredevil prequel?

Starring: Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Austin Nagler, Shay Astar, and Jonas Moscartolo

Directed by John Cherry

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EPISODE 2 – CRITTERS

This week the Trash Watch boys discuss Critters, a movie about a rural family defending their home against a pack of not-Gremlins with the help of Rum Tum Tugger. Feel the "power of the night" as we pitch a variety of dark films about this small Kansas town which may or may not be part of a cult.

Plus: Guess what we got for our birthdays?

Starring: Dee Wallace, M. Emmet Walsh, Billy Bush, Scott Grimes, Nadine van der Velde, Don Opper, Billy Zane, and the legendary Terrence Mann

Directed by Stephen Herek

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