00:01 — We had a long hiatus but we're back, baby! And we're burning a labia candle and getting our skin punctured for the sake of Scorpio season regrowth.03:08 — Why are boomers so dramatic about pretending to have COVID and refusing to take a test? Or is it just our moms? 06:45 — We explore why all boomers err on the side of Debbie Downer.12:00 — Are we healing the wrong things? Justice for plastic straws.17:21 — People need to be more body-negative about their feet. Men would get laid more if they got pedicures!21:15 — Is your second toe longer than your first? Chop chop, baby!22:30 — What's the ideal amount of money for people to have? Not as much as you'd think, and definitely less than Osama bin Laden.28:30 — How far away are we from a company telling us they're empowering children in third-world countries by employing them? Also, ego death.42:00 — We finally stop shooting the shart and talk about the Travis Scott concert. We go into everything from Travis Scott's corporate partnerships to Satanic panic's roots in anti-Semitism.

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