This week the island becomes a true chess match for the faves (at times literally). Dame Susan is having a medical emergency, Matty McLean is dumping all of his emotions and Joe Cotton is working on her most dramatic winged eyeliner yet. Plus, which celeb pretends to have a serious bout of diarrhoea to secure their future in the game? You’ll have to listen to find out.

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