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Yours truly, DJ Witwicky on the 1's and 2's serving up more piping hot game than Dave & Busters. We sold our soul for Rock n Roll edition, kicking it off with a Led Zeppelin mule and working our way through a decent 30 minute run. Again, my only hope is that only one person, you possibly, could hear a new favorite song and have their mind blown. I like to think somewhere down the line in 33 episodes it's happened already, but I minimally promote this, not many people listen to it so until I have verbal or written proof, I'll continue to spend my weekends digging into this never ending bag of eclectic slappers for the lovely faceless folks of the internet. Have plans Monday and work all week, but we'll get another episode up next week. I totally soiled the bed singing Nessun Dorma last episode, almost broke and laughed like 10 times and I didn't want to sing too loud and wake up Robert and Nancy. Whatever can't get a mulligan on that lol. Thanks for tuning into my sub-par project, wheels turning in other avenues, hopefully have some decent news for you fine folks in the next few days. Mucho gusto

Tu Hermano
DJ Witwicky

I didn't come through with a YouTube episode this week because Whopper convinced me to bring the gear to Atlanta this weekend for Don Pablo's wedding. Gonna be a blast, so happy for him and Ty, DJ Witwicky showing up real proper in the A. At a company party years ago, Don Pablo literally told random people in Raleigh that in Atlanta they call him the Dab Daddy. Said that word for word and was serious. Hilarious one of my favorite people in the world,a toast to the honorable Don Pablo and his lovely bride to be. Might have to sing a love song on the Pod this weekend who knows and who cares. Thanks again for clicking here, I know I tend to thank people to death but it's serious. You could be doing a million things but you're here. Especially if you're reading this you're a soul soldier of tremendous proportion. God bless y'all see you next week 

Yes my voice cracked doing the Rick James at the end but it's all good baby still here to waste 20 minutes on a description that not one human reads. I've started a trend with this Showtime Magic Johnson episode of VSS. That hopeful trend is any theme and general direction at all. Meaning this was basically one expanded theme for an entire episode, 32 for Magic is the  soul music. Mostly R&B, some hip hop and some old Gospel songs can get me there, but I didn't have any of those slappers on vinyl. Next Vinyl episode will be super early music. Tony Bennett, Dean Martin, BB King, Hendrix, 60's and alike. Might end it with the first Led Zeppelin album we'll see. Like I've said before, my only hope is one person might accidentally click on this and hear a new favorite song they've never heard before, someone might acquire a taste for a completely different genre outside of their realm. Podcasts made me go back and really appreciate older music before my time, accordingly I got into vinyl albums and that's why this sub-series is birthed to begin with. Circle the conversation of little black circles that spin in a circle back to this next week at some point when I've become tired of completely carrying randoms on Halo, I'll attempt to muster up a topic or two to hold your attention on YouTube. Fantasy Football just around the corn and I'm electric about it. Tyreek for Prezzy, pero Julio con Tommy esta mucho scary.

Capt. Kirk of this Enterprise
D.J. Witwicky

Knocking the rust off and getting back into regular life, felt awkward talking into the camera for the first time in a while. I got into the flow of it though, not a terrible episode. I fully expected that confetti blaster to have put a hole in the ceiling. Hope I wasn't out of line for putting up the funny Spencer videos. I feel like the watchers needed to see exactly what we're dealing with here. We're really going to miss our friend. Hilarious stories that I could never share on this platform, just a treasure chest of memories for myself and his group of buddies. Tanner was on fire at the celebration of life. A weekend I will never forget. Hope the Halo highlight wasn't too much, got my first Overkill in a while the other night, had to bless y'all with a little Hooch highlight. The Champagne Supernova at the beginning was so bad. Might as well get a barbell and drop it on my toes to start next episode. Thank you loyal listeners for clicking on my Podcast, we're out here like Charlie getting stronger in the bush. New Vinyl Soul Searching this weekend, Halo Highlights on YouTube Version

Co-Assistant Manager of this Sub-Par Affair
DJ Witwicky

How about the chops from Teena Marie to cap it off. Shnikeys. I did inspire myself by watching Arch Bishop Rick break it down real nice on the live sesh. Think it was the BET Awards that's not a questionable joke either, I believe that statement to be factual. If my memory serves, Andre 3000 was there in the audience with Jamie Foxx to appreciate it in real time. God bless. Anyways, I still feel weird about putting anything out, but my people would want me to go onward and do my best to entertain the people who actually click on this thing. So here I am serving up more game than an arcade on a Saturday evening. Nothing better for an aging bachelor to do besides scratch my hindquarters and edit this freaking sub-par piece of work. I enjoy degrading myself for the humorous factor, I think this episode actually slaps pretty hard aside from the train wreck at the end. I pretend nobody listens to these and it's just me entertaining myself like Jack Sparrow in Davy Jones locker. That's the only way I have the cajonas to actually try to sing. Plus an episode of The Ten Minute Podcast where they try to sing for real made me cringe and laugh so hard, it inspired me to do my version of the same. Like I've said before, the typing of these descriptions is my favorite part of this process, I've just blacked out at this point my fingers have been a blur idk where I even learned to type this fast. Return of the regular episodes start of next week sometime. Real loose schedule around here if you haven't noticed. Much love to the people that showed up to Halen's for the get together, we played beautiful live music for our friend. Halen shredded a 15 minute hot seat, when he wasn't able to feel anything below the neck, I took over we jammed Voodoo Child into a freestyle blaster from another cosmos. Carter and John on the hammers. Beautiful. Take care brush your hair. O'Malley for President.

Capt. Kirk of this Ent.
DJ Witwicky

Just yesterday we learned of a passing in the family, our grandfather has passed. A great man, kindest soul I can think of, a man that was very happy with what he had. Not trying to gain an advantage on anybody whatsoever, in fact, would rather help somebody unprompted than gain an advantage. A kind of soul that I don't see in this day and time anymore. In the mountains of North Carolina their home was a place of solace not just for myself but my cousins and extended family alike. A natural wonderland, place of endless excitement for a kid growing up. My Papaw had set up a Utopia for us in basically a skatepark in the driveway, finding each of the grandkids their own individual bike at yard sales. He also had an assortment of wild berries and fruits ready for us to pick. If I can remember them all, he had blueberry bushes, huge ones. Blackberries, raspberries, strawberries, an apple tree, and grape vines all growing on the family property, not enough to pick and make money off of, that wasn't the point. He had those there just for us, to provide that place for the imagination to grow. I didn't mention my favorite. Above the "skatepark", he had my black cherry tree. THE BEST. I would get a ladder or climb up on somebodies car in attempt to reach more cherries, I'd eat those things until I was struggling to move, often angering my mom with the juice all over my clothes. Not only the berries and the skatepark, at the bottom of the driveway, he had a natural spring that ran a creek across the pavement that was the coolest thing in the world to me. Next to that was a bamboo forest that he planted, which was effectively the war zone for cops and robbers, hide and seek, whatever we were doing. One of the more heartwarming things, once he figured out our side of the family was deep into basketball culture, he bought some 2x4's, salvaged an old basketball rim and made a 10ft goal himself above the driveway just for me. Cory eventually grew to 6'7 and played D1 ball, I never did anything with basketball but it's the sincere thought that counts. He surprised us with a homemade basketball goal in the sanctuary of our childhood. My Papaw was a tremendous man that deserves to be recognized. He was a poet and a writer, recently publishing a children's book entitled "Old Mack Donald's Ee-Yi-Oh" which is recently available on Amazon. I've rarely asked anybody to buy anything on this podcast, but next episode I will promote that and give an example of what it is. Thank you for expanding my soul's horizon, Papaw. As long as I am here on this rock, your gentle gestures and kindred spirit will push me to be a better individual not only to my family but to complete strangers. I thank you and I apologize for anything I've ever done wrong in your eyes even though I know you've already forgiven me. I love you Papaw, will miss you dearly

I always manage to find a way to throw an episode in the dirt. Camera died and I didn't even know it. I cut it short, so if you're genuinely interested in the conversation (lol) full audio on listening apps. Halo Highlights to extend this one and bring us back close to par hopefully. Amazing two day trip to Vegas but now we're back and real life is biting me in the hindquarters. Work giving me a tremendous beating for the next few days, so I'll do a Vinyl episode for you animals on Monday, then taking a break til next weekend. A feller has to chill out from time to time. Might just lay face down in the side yard and smoke cigarettes for three days who knows. Calling all Carolina fans, Big Blendy has a game today in Vegas vs the Bulls, lets tune into ESPN2 and root on the big boy. Been balling out this week. Thanks, as always for clicking on this horrific project, sorry I fail the actual loyal followers from time to time. By now y'all know what kind of one man band you're dealing with. Shouldn't surprise anybody lol Long live Adam Silver and Hoots.

Your Side Yard Ninja,
DJ Witwicky

A rock-heavy episode, but has outlying redeeming qualities such as the unprompted perfectly timed thunder strikes. At the end of the TOOL song, and Hells Bells none the less. Another redeeming quality is that I completely butchered the Boyz II Men song. Embarrassing. Whatever, I couldn't leave my people high and dry for a weekend, packing my bags tonight and flying out to Vegas tomorrow to see some Summer League action. Thanks for listening to my sub-par project, we'll be back to kick that mule next week

5th Member of Boyz II Men
DJ Witwicky

In possibly the worst singing performance to date, I channel my inner Space Jam and serve it up to you folks nice and proper with the R Kelly banger. He didn't do anything to me. Go listen to Same Girl with him and Usher and tell me that you're still mad. Lies. The Whoooo I gave after that first confetti pop made me roll over and fall out of the chair in edit. A moron of insane proportions. The Coach K thing wasn't planned and wasn't half bad. Whatever baby  y'all enjoy the Halo Highlight, I was up til 4 AM last night editing because we played about 2 hours worth of Halo after filming. What a time to be alive. Tune into NBA TV on ESPN this week to catch the Big Boy drop these folks off real proper-like in Vegas. Got the flamingo back as well we're BACK BABY

Your Host with the Most
DJ Witwicky

With this exclusive, once in a lifetime musical journey, you'll experience the wonderful world of slappers as seen through the lense of the self-proclaimed host with the most, DJ Witwicky, as he stumbles and mumbles his way through yet another evening of sensual entertainment for three people on the internet. All of this can be yours for ONLY  four (4) easy payments of FREE.Freefree!!! Act now and not only will you receive your once in a lifetime musical experience, but you'll be entered into a sweepstakes to have the opportunity to purchase a brand new snowmobile (purchase, batteries and shipping not included). Like I said, heading out for South Georgia tomorrow and Charlotte for the 4th, so I'll see you savages sometime next week. Go Sean O'Malley and wish the Big Blender luck as he goes to Vegas next week for the NBA Summer League to kick some hindquarters. Muchas Gracis mi Familia

TV Salesman
Billy Mays