Content creator Jack Mackintosh admitted to having a fear of books amongst his "not all men" controversy. News of Elon Musk's 13th child has the Internet buzzing about his supposed botched penis implant. X Æ A-12 Musk wiped his boogies on the Resolute Desk. Luigi Mangione sent love to his supporters on Valentine's Day.

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X visits the White House

Elon’s kid tells Trump “You are not the president and you need to go away.” (the comments on this are good)

Sam Altman dunks on Elon

Ashley St. Clair

Ashley St. Clair announces that she welcomed a new baby into the world 5 months ago and Elon’s the father

Ashley St. Clair video “New York must join Texas in a civil war”

Guy predicted this on 5/24/2025 “me thinks she will be pregnant with his seed”

Vivian Jenna Wilson learned about her new half sib on r/rupaulsdragrace

Azealia was told by Grimes that Elon has a botched penis implant

Luigi 

Luigi makes first public statement on Valentine’s Day

A fear of books

POV two men in Perth try to meet up with you and convince you it’s not all men

Jack Mackintosh cries

Jordan Tan gracefully responds

Jack Mackintosh takes accountability

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Inside the Murdoch Succession trial

Pixar Cars Movie theory

This cat is definitely stimming

Theory on Gulf of America 

kraken_some_bourbon has a prediction for what’s down the pipeline from “Gulf of America”

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On The Afters this week: Jack Schlossberg deletes his socials, Hawk Tuah returns

Molly returns with a throwback surprise, boob magic, red pill escapees, sports conspiracy theories, Kanye's meltdown on X, Azealia Banks takes on JK Rowling, an American woman has been taken in by Pakistan, and other tids and bits.

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How the left failed young men

How I Escaped the Alt-Right Pipeline

Eagles v. Chiefs

Fox 29 reporters have been hilarious this week 

An American in Pakistan

Bilal Hassan breaks down the drama

Onijah Robinson is back in the US

“We will miss her”

A statement

X Beef Roundup

JK Rowling Vs Azealia

Azealia Vs Kanye

Kanye Vs Everyone

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Dr. Phil’s house 

Images from inside Dr. Phil’s house

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Molls is out this week so Tiff's husband Billi courageously fills in. Stories on Anna Paul, the woman who wouldn't stop sending videos of herself breaking wind to her ex's new girl, resources for our trans friends, and an office in the stars.

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Resources & places to donate to help trans people

The Anti-Violence Project

SAGE

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Trans Lifeline

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Trans People of Color Coalition

Star War

Billion Dollar Star Cruiser Hotel To Become Offices

Gooner Funeral

Vigil Held for ‘Goonlord’ Who Died by Suicide After Exposing Himself at Bikini Cafe Drive-Thru

2025 GoonLord Memorial livestream

The Fall of Anna Paul

Mikaela Testa’s video

Cyber Farting

Welsh woman fined for flatulence-fueled cyber harassment

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JoJo Siwa ruined my wedding proposal

Kai Cenat slammed for abusing $70,000 humanoid robot

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Trace Cyrus made an appeal to Billy Ray Cyrus on Instagram. The kids are loving tinned fish. Carrie Underwood betrayed the gays.

On The Afters: Coachella is dying, Robert Pattinson's color analysis, pretending to be your ex-boyfriend's long lost child, and access to our discord server.

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Tinned Fish

For tinned fish obsessives, ‘affordable luxury’ comes in a can

The Inauguration 

Deadmau5 calls out fellow DJ for Trump inauguration

AOC V ADL

Carrie Underwood feels she didn’t have ‘the same respect’ as Beyoncé during inauguration performance

Carrie Underwood’s streaming numbers plummet

Gooner Conspiracy 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FT8TLY/

Cyrus Family Drama

Open letter from Trace to Billy Ray

Trace Cyrus gentle parents his dad

More from Trace Cyrus

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BONUS

Ariana explains the holding of the space

Some nice things

Cody the chi

Two lumps of corn, go see Korn

Fastest hashbrown time

The two sexes

Cat with poor coordination

They allow grooming here

Randy Quaid

Randy Quaid has sex with wife while she’s wearing a Rupert Murdoch mask (NSFW)

Baldoni

Baldoni’s team leaked the CRD complaint to the press hours before the NYT piece

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180 million people lost their minds for 24 hours only to find out that TikTok just needed its beauty sleep. Heidi Montag is battling Bad Bunny for the #1 spot on the iTunes Charts. Justin Baldoni dropped a lawsuit so fat that it probably blew his back out.

On The Afters: World of T-Shirts loses his virginity, Hannah Kobayashi updates, and Elaine Park.

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Trump and TikTok

r/nothinghappeninghere is created for TikTok refugees to meet up and talk

Trump initiated the TikTok ban in 2020

CEO of TikTok reposted a video of Charlie Kirk and the Trumps and then removed the repost once everyone was talking about it (PROOF)

TikTok’s message about the app not being available changed over a couple of hours

Trump’s TruthSocial post about wanting to keep TikTok if the US gets 50%

Statement from TikTok saying Trump provided “necessary clarity” so they put it back up

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Justin Baldoni sues Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and others for $400 million claiming extortion, amongst other things

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Justin Baldoni Confuses Publicity With Litigation. Again. (Law and Chaos Podcast Substack)

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Honey Nut Cheerios with mouth room

Eldest sister got pregnant by my other elder sister’s boyfriend. Around 10 years later, their cracks are starting to show.

Carrie Underwood posts garlic haul on threads and gets the wrath of the internet after it’s announced she’s performing at the inauguration

Snoop Dogg set to perform at inauguration

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Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires, David Dobrik revealed his new body, and President Jimmy Carter was laid to rest.

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Fires

LA Fire Chief slams the mayor’s budget cuts 

“Diddy setting the fires to get rid of evidence” conspiracy theory

Club Chalamet returns to X since sharing that her home burned down in the Eaton fires and has some words for those who did not wish her well

Heidi Montag becomes the first artist with a #1 song and a #1 album on iTunes in 2025

David Spade is offering a $5,000 bounty to anyone who can get an arsonist arrested 

Whitney Cummings goes hunting for arsonists 

David Dobrik

David Dobrik returns to YouTube with a vlog where he visits the 8 wonders of the world and gets shredded

Is David Dobrik natty?

Jimmy Carter’s Funeral

Obama / Trump chat and laugh

One lip reading theory

The Carter Center posts picture where Trump is hidden behind a column

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Weird sculptures I found on Bin Laden’s hard drive

“Don’t get in a relationship with a guy who doesn’t know how to react in an emergency situation”

Woman goes viral after her partner continued to slowly pack his collectables after she spent her time getting the pets ready to leave the house

Kate Nash intellectualizes why she’s doing OnlyFans

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Bryan Spears' ex-girlfriend exposes him on Snapchat

Yung Kalez 2025 predictions for your rising sign

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WELCOME TO THE TRENDIES! The best and worst memes/stories/media figures/online menaces of the year are awarded by us (and you) in this special episode.

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Molly's running a 20% off sale on Cameos for the holidays

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"...the most believable reason I've seen for all these drones"

Tana Mongesu's got jokes about the Brianna Chickenfry and Grace O'Malley friendship breakup

Curated Luigi Mangione TikToks on IG - mangione.updates

"I was married to a serial killer for 7 and a half years"

American Eagle Diet Coke sweater

Luigi Mangione's fellow inmates yell updates to News Nation's Ashley Banfield

Experts explain the phenomenon of adults who leave their lives behind - r/HannaKobayashi

Grandpa corn bread muppet story

Trisha Paytas says Shane Dawson was a robot who malfunctioned all the time

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The entire country isn't looking for the assassin who gunned down United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, Trisha Paytas' manifestation guide cannot come soon enough, the phrase "Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull" enters the lexicon, and The Rizzler's verse on a Christmas song is kinda good.

On The Afters: Jay-Z named in a Diddy lawsuit, South Korea, 10 years of KissGate, and a cruel prank to pull on your ex...

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The United Healthcare CEO

The (potential) killer is a cutie

Backpack full of monopoly money

Ben Shapiro doesn’t realise this has united the left and right

There was a lookalike contest

This one guy is exposing his boyfriend

The Rizzler

The Rizzler’s verse on a Christmas song goes insanely hard

Trisha on SNL

Trish killed it

Ethan Klein needs to eat his own arm now

Hawk Tuah memecoin saga

Hailey Welch may be facing jail time

Did they use AI to make it appear like she was on Twitter Spaces?

“Anywho, I’m going to go to bed”

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Making a meme - “holding space with the lyrics of defying gravity”

Neurodivergent student at UCLA says he’s been unfairly accused of using AI in his papers

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A thrifty home chef gets love for her Dollar Tree Thanksgiving meal, Nick Cannon drops his Cluster B diagnosis, a man drops a G on a sponge, and John Ramsey is talking.

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Hannah Kobayashi

Hannah Kobayashi Secrets

Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon reveals Narcissistic Personality Disorder diagnosis 

JonBenet

John Ramsey sits with Ashley Flowers from Crime Junkies for a 90min interview

Dollar Tree Dinners

Dollar Tree Dinners gets a lot of love for her $20 Dollar Tree Thanksgiving videos after a man saw a mother buying the ingredients he remembered from her video. His TikTok story time alone gets 5.2m likes and 35m views

Dollar Tree Dinners TikTok

Delta Werk chimes in

Trendy John 

Trendy John has bought a $999 giant scrub daddy and is testing it in water 

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How to make a cool sound

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James Charles doesn’t give AF what you think about TikTok Ads

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