This week, we're ON ONE, and you & your break up need to oblige, asap. Want out? Then go cold turkey or let this sorry mess go on & on until your texting fingers turn into pieces of boneless chicken. We'll cover:
Your c*nty low self-esteem stopping you from you thinking you can't do better (you can).
Why pleasing your ex is bullsh*t... because yes it would be great to meet up and f*ck, but later on you're gonna go home and cry and send him hysterical text messages, so let's not?!
Why going back is reinforcing them to keep f*cking you over.
Why once the trust is broken, it’s broken.
Men will say anything to get you on side because yah, they think with their d*cks.
How love is black & white... actions & words have to be the same thing.
Trust your gut, or regret it.
Relationships aren’t Maid in Manhattan with Matthew McConaughey, so stop getting wet over that lie of life.
There’s no such thing as closure.
Don’t make out like you want your stuff back when you just want the D back.
Oh, and never give them your email address, ever.