Triggered

Triggered

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Triggered episodes

  • F*cking Monday Blues In The Ass

    Yup it's that holy hell day of death before we all officially go back to work after the new year... so let's f*ck those Monday blues in the ass. This week we’re working out what all the triggers are that make you feel down, so you can get ahead of that sh*t, because it’s universal.

    • The big daddy of all triggers that kill your mood is Sunday nights into Monday mornings, why exactly do they leave us so salty & p*ssed?
    • The need to compare yourself to others is coming in a close second. Be warned... whatever you think your point of failure is, has someone else looking at you thinking you’re one hot b*tch. Keeping up appearances just to impress everyone is bullsh*t & will make you miserable.
    • We'll explain why living your best life everyday is a mother-f*cking myth, and so's social media. One big dirty myth.
    • We throw in all your anxiety about the way you look into the mix, because let’s be honest, this selfie culture is a c*nt and a half. 
    • The light at the end of this nasty ass tunnel... how forcing yourself to go out in the week is the magic key to happiness and you’re wearing it around your neck babe. Spoiler... the more you do, the more you can do.
      • 42 min
    • Going Cold Turkey On Your Break Up

      This week, we're ON ONE, and you & your break up need to oblige, asap. Want out? Then go cold turkey or let this sorry mess go on & on until your texting fingers turn into pieces of boneless chicken. We'll cover:

      • Your c*nty low self-esteem stopping you from you thinking you can't do better (you can). 
      • Why pleasing your ex is bullsh*t... because yes it would be great to meet up and f*ck, but later on you're gonna go home and cry and send him hysterical text messages, so let's not?!
      • Why going back is reinforcing them to keep f*cking you over.
      • Why once the trust is broken, it’s broken.
      • Men will say anything to get you on side because yah, they think with their d*cks.
      • How love is black & white... actions & words have to be the same thing.
      • Trust your gut, or regret it.
      • Relationships aren’t Maid in Manhattan with Matthew McConaughey, so stop getting wet over that lie of life.
      • There’s no such thing as closure.
      • Don’t make out like you want your stuff back when you just want the D back.
      • Oh, and never give them your email address, ever.
        • 51 min
      • Pooing In Front Of Your Boyfriend

        Wait, is this where our lives are over because we overshare every f*cking disgusting detail about being ourselves in the name of exposing the real truth about what it's like to be a girl in 2020? Yah it is. Strap in baby, because we're going in deep from day 1. We'll talk about poo, periods, and just who your Girl Therapy co-hosts are & why this podcast exists. Please submit your ‘nothing too weird’ stories & qus via Instagram DM @girltherapy, & we'll give you our advice & unsolicited stories on why being a girl is way more like being a boy than any of them realise.

        WARNING: This isn't for the faint-hearted. Your co-hosts China & Baby G will keep it real for you (even when it hurts) 'til the day we die.

        43 min

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      Each week we'll be getting woke about the cold, hard truth of being a girl in 2020. Froth at the labia while we debunk your real-life issues with non-fluffy practical steps to move you out of your own…