True Crimes Against Wine

True Crimes Against Wine

By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify MediaComedyArtsFood
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True Crimes Against Wine episodes

  • CASE 2015: Belchy Buzzz
    DEFENDANT: Blake Lively
    EVIDENCE: Betty Buzz Premium Drink Mixers
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: America?
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    Our Judges turn into pro bartenders with the help of Blake Lively's line of mixers. Topher pours heavy and has trouble keeping his ish together, and Rachel insists that this is a VERY belchy wine.
    1 hr 11 min
  • CASE 2014: Put A Bird On THIS!
    DEFENDANT: Portlandia
    EVIDENCE: Portlandia Pinot Noir 2021
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Willamette Valley, OR
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    With Fact Checker calling out of work again, our Judges lament the typo in his contract allowing for a Non-Complete Clause. Then they proceed to pull a bank heist, win the lottery, and meet Santa. Don't believe us? Just ask Fact Checker, who wasn't there due his stupid Non-Complete Clause.
    1 hr 21 min
  • CASE 2013: The Empress of Gin-dia

    DEFENDANT: Queen Victoria

    EVIDENCE: Empress 1908 London Dry Gin
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Victoria, BC, Canada
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    In this jewel-toned trial, our Judges conclude their royal series by hearing the case of the grandmother of Europe. Curious Victorian customs come into question, and Rachel amps up the difficulty of her cross examination, much to Topher's dismay.

    1 hr 20 min
  • Sidebar Ep. 42: Up In the Aer...

    What is aeration? Does it really make a difference? And should you spend your money on it? Judge Topher answers all these questions and gives advice to help you avoid some common pitfalls.

    9 min
  • CASE 2012: MORE Merry Wines of Windsor!
    DEFENDANTS: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka Harry and Meghan
    EVIDENCE: Diatom Chardonnay 2021
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA
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    Back by popular demand! In the second part of this riveting court case, Judges Topher and Rachel zero in on the evidence and rumors surrounding the most famous royal expats. Intimate details of H&M's sex life are allegedly revealed, and rest assured that genitalia IS discussed...
    1 hr 38 min
  • CASE 2011: The Merry Wines of Windsor
    DEFENDANT: The Windsors
    EVIDENCE: Moet Chandon, 2020
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: The globe, if you study Colonialism...
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    Our Judges hop across the pond to hear their most prestigious case to date. From tackling nongendered titles to dismantling toxic allegiances, Topher and Rachel are dedicated to hard hits and hot takes. No Corgis were harmed in this trial.
    1 hr 42 min
  • CASE 2010: Toe-lickin’ Good!

    DEFENDANT: Zac Brown

    EVIDENCE: Z Alexander Brown "Uncaged" Cabernet Sauvignon

    SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast

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    Our Judges board a pontoon to try their latest case, in which the accused hits a bit close to home. Judge Topher blindly navigates a poetry based cross examination while Rachel has lurid details of her intimate life revealed.

     

    1 hr 9 min

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