True Crimes Against Wine

True Crimes Against Wine

By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify MediaComedyArtsFood
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True Crimes Against Wine episodes

  • CASE 0209: I Put A Spell On You
    DEFENDANT: Cynthia Erivo
     
    EVIDENCE: Black Girl Magic Red Blend
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA
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    Our Judges brew up a powerful spell with the help of the McBride sisters. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination, and a tipsy Topher has a case of mistaken identity... twice.
    1 hr 5 min
  • CASE 0208: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!
    DEFENDANT: Cristiano Ronaldo
     
    EVIDENCE: Terras de Lava 2019 Merlot
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Azores, Territory of Portugal
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    Our Judges take a flight to the mid Atlantic to try a very intricate case of involving lava, statue switcheroos, and scissor kicks. Rachel shows off her Portuguese, and Topher is put in a serious cross examination that could potentially keep him from earning a gold medal touchdown...
    1 hr 11 min
  • CASE 0207: This is some real Schitt...

    DEFENDANT: Johnny, Moira, David, & a little bit Alexis Rose

    EVIDENCE: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Rioja, Etc

    SCENE OF THE CRIME: In the Lea of Somewhere Picturesque in Canadia

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    Our Judges travel North and pay homage to a cultural phenomenon and pop moment while sacrificing themselves quite a bit for the sake of their craft. You are welcome, public. We do it for YOU!

    1 hr 31 min
  • CASE 0206: Say Yes To The Dress

    DEFENDANT: Vera Wang

    EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco

    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy

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    Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes.

    1 hr 48 min
  • CASE 0205: A Mutha-Sucking Spookfest

    DEFENDANT(S): Brahm Stoker/Dracula

    EVIDENCE: Örökségül Kékfrankos 2019

    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hungary/Transylvania

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    Our brave Judges foray into wilds of the Carpathian mountains as they uncover the mysteries of both Eastern European viticulture and vampire lore in this very spooky Halloween special!

    1 hr 26 min

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