True Crimes Against Wine

True Crimes Against Wine

By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify MediaComedyArtsFood
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True Crimes Against Wine episodes

  • CASE 0132: Squatters’ Daughters and Southern Chickens

    DEFENTANT: The Chicks

     

    EVIDENCE: "Gaslighter" Rosé

     

    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Somewhere in California

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    Our Judges trudge through some trepidatious waters as they hear the case of one of country music's most outspoken and controversial trios. Rachel answers the age old question of whether a bear sh*$# in the woods, and Topher incurs the wrath of the Bae-hive...

    1 hr 30 min
  • CASE 0131: Here’s The Skinny...
    DEFENDANT: Bethenny Frankel 
     
    EVIDENCE: Skinnygirl White Blend
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: California
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    Our Judges find themselves surrounded with various crimes as they attempt to wade through evidence of insensitivity, bigotry, and doubling down. Rachel refuses to discuss centaurs, and Topher writes a best selling book.
    1 hr 22 min
  • CASE 0130: Drunk Becomes Her
    DEFENDANT: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
     
    EVIDENCE: Gogi "Goldie" Chardonnay 2018
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA
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    Our Judges circle back to a small subregion of Santa Barbara to investigate a particularly delectable partnership riddled with multiple high profile suspects. Topher waxes theological and makes a cringe-worthy confession while Rachel plans an elopement with Fact Checker and reveals her only talent.
    1 hr 31 min
  • CASE1029: Never Been Sloshed
    DEFENDANT: Drew Barrymore
     
    EVIDENCE: Barrymore Pinot Grigio by Carmel Road
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Monterey, CA
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    Our Judges toast to true Hollywood royalty as they taste her elevated pinot grigio and find out what makes Drew the inspirational, talented, and endearing powerhouse she is. Fact Checker's scandalous secret vice is revealed.
    1 hr 45 min
  • Sidebar Ep. 16: Rachel’s Burn Book

    Judge Rachel gets extra judge-y as she answers the second part of Thom's question, "Who is your LEAST favorite celebrity couple?" Topher is aghast at Rachel's answer and her predictions of an impending divorce.

    14 min
  • CASE 0128: Beams, Borg, and Bar Rodents, Oh My!
    DEFENDANT: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
     
    EVIDENCE: Chateau Picard Grand Vin de Bordeaux
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Saint Estephe, Bordeaux, France
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    Our Judges boldly go where no one has gone before as they take their farthest journey to date... Space, the final frontier! With their phasers set to sip, they not only explore one of the oldest and most regal regions of France, but also the beautiful, rich, and often barrier-breaking world of one of science fictions largest and most beloved franchises-- the Star Trek universe. Join us in celebrating (future) First Contact Day and may you all live long and prosper. MAKE IT SO!
    1 hr 19 min

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Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question.…