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- Sidebar Ep. 15: Rachel’s TrapperKeeper of Love
Rachel enthuses about her favorite celebrity couple and our judges wax poetic about Hollywood love.
7 min - Sidebar Ep. 14: How To Order Wine (And Look Really Cool When You Do)
Wine list got you stymied? Unsure what to do when the server brings the bottle to the table? And what do you do with the cork??? Judge Topher is here to allay your anxiety and put a stopper in the awkwardness!
11 min - CASE 0127: This Is A Deadpool Meta Reference
DEFENDANT: Ryan Reynolds
EVIDENCE: Aviation Gin
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Portland, Oregon
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Our Judges sojourn deep into the foggy, fern-laden forests of Oregon, where they are treated to a private gin tasting with sex symbol and ballet primadonna Ryan Reynolds. While they are there they discuss the super hero's career, his lovely wife, and most importantly, hanky panky.
1 hr 26 min - Sidebar Ep. 13: Eat Your Heart Out, Armie Hammer!
Judge Rachel is asked to explain "the situation" with Armie Hammer and gives some tasty insights into the more savory aspects of cancel culture.
10 min - A Very Good YearJoin our flawless Judges as they review the transcripts of a year's worth of trials. The highs, the lows, the shockers and the syrah. Our celebrity defendants have provided gossip as juicy as their wines, and our Judges have proven themselves as sober in their rulings as they feel in they are in their hearts. (Fact Checker was not available for verification.)--Thanks for a great year. And don't worry, the crime wave continues! Cheers!1 hr 17 min
- Sidebar Ep.12: Let’s Get Cheap
Looking for wine on a budget but don't want to skimp on quality? Judge Topher has the skinny on how to shop for cheap bottles, as well as his favorite wines for under $10!
11 min - CASE 0126: Something’s Gotta Give (Us More Wine)DEFENDANT: Diane KeatonEVIDENCE: The Keaton Red Wine BlendSCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA--Our Judges celebrate America's favorite mom, Ms Diane Keaton. They explore her iconic roles, brilliant fashion, and layered relationships. Rachel reveals a deep seated and unexpected prejudice, but makes up for it with an awkward celebrity sighting.1 hr 17 min
- Sidebar Ep. 11: Don’t Mock My Mocktails!
Your Judges are here to break down the stigma around mocktails, as well as give you some helpful tips for making them at home! Cheers, loves! You don't have to drink to be merry!
8 min - CASE 0125: Running A Train On TopherDEFENDANT: TrainEVIDENCE: "Calling All Angels" ChardonnaySCENE OF THE CRIME: Livermore Valley, CA--Our Judges try to figure out what exactly Train is, and why. They explore ideas for their own band names, fresh beauty products, and Rachel takes a very strong stance about her musical taste.1 hr 14 min
- Sidebar Ep.10: Wine-- The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
We have all been in this situation. We are on our way to an important dinner party and we want to bring a nice bottle as a gift. But what are the rules? How do we choose? Topher has some pro tips to help ease the pressure and have you looking like a true connoisseur!
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About True Crimes Against Wine
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Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question.…
After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.