True Crimes Against Wine

True Crimes Against Wine

By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify MediaComedyArtsFood
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True Crimes Against Wine episodes

  • CASE 0119: Drinking Up With The Kardashians
    DEFENDANT: Kylie Jenner
     
    EVIDENCE: Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio 2020
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Alto Adige, Italy
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    Judges Rachel and Topher travel between Italy and LA as they investigate a new case with shocking allegations of "Aiding and Abetting." Will this episode's social media diva be acquitted of the charges? Or will she be found "Guilty By Association?"
    1 hr 20 min
  • Sidebar Ep. 4: Wine Colors

    Topher answers a listener question about why wines are different colors, and explains to Rachel the various reasons behind pigmentation and what colors can tell you about what you are drinking.

    6 min
  • CASE 0118: Between The Rock And A Drunk Place
    DEFENDANT: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
     
    EVIDENCE: Teremano Blanco Small Batch Tequila
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco Highlands, Mexico
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    In this VERY SPECIAL LIQUOR EPISODE, our Judges jet to the sun-drenched agave hills of Mexico, where they learn about how a time-honored spirit is crafted, Canadian wrestling dynasties, and the subtle art of sperglary.
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    ***WARNING: The audio depicts aggressive cocktail shaking. Please join us in a celebratory dance during these portions of the episode, and remember to check the comments on Instagram and Facebook for the recipes***
    1 hr 42 min
  • CASE 0117: Papa Don‘t Drink... This Gewurtztraminer
    DEFENDANT: Madonna
     
    EVIDENCE: Ciccone Vineyard American Gewurtztraminer, 2019
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Leelanau Peninsula, Michigan, USA
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    Our judges road trip to a tiny, remote winery in the Midwest, where they discuss new product designs, who is getting Judge Rachel in the divorce, and the combat prowess of one of the biggest icons of our generation.
    1 hr 33 min
  • CASE 0116: Don‘tcha Wish Your Bottle Was Hot Like Me?
    DEFENDANT: Nicole Scherzinger
     
    EVIDENCE: Anti-Party Red, 2019
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, Washington
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    Our Judges sojourn to the hidden deserts of Washington, where they drunkenly discuss feminist theory, celebrity impersonations, and issue a passionate Mario Kart challenge. Rachel tricks Topher into making a shocking confession.
    1 hr 20 min
  • CASE 0115: Purple Hull Pee: The Unauthorized Stacey Ferguson Story
    DEFENDANT: Fergie
     
    EVIDENCE: Ferguson Crest Red Blend "Fergalicious" 2014
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Santa Ynez Valley, CA
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    Our judges find themselves trapped in the colorful but dangerous world of 90's pop groups and 2000's mainstream hip-hop as they try to navigate royal imposters, misleading band names, and where to relieve themselves.
    1 hr 21 min
  • CASE 0114: Brad Pitt, Are You My Mommy?
    DEFENDANT(S): Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie
     
    EVIDENCE: Miraval Rosé
     
    SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France
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    Our Judges make a return trip to sun-soaked Provence to check on their property and sip on some new evidence. Rachel flexes her ESP while munching a garlicky snack, and Topher waxes poetic about medieval esthetics.
    1 hr 35 min

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Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question.…