Hello friends, this is a very special epsiode of True Criminals where we cover the court case of Laura Maczka, now Laura Jordan, and her husband Mark. We are joined by friends of the show and former guests Blinky and special counsel Yoshi (Brent Hibbard) from the Let's Talk About Stuff podcast. There's sex, drugs, and if you count our outro music, rock-n-roll. I would say there are lessons to be learned from this episode, and friendships earned along the way, but mostly it's a wild grab bag of tricks and treats and maybe doesn't make sense as a "very special episode". Join us in the social experiment known as True Criminals.

 

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Today's episode edited by Eric Bookout Thanks to our guests and to Justin Wells for his song Age of Aggression used in our outro.

There's crime here. However, 10 Things I Hate About You is a movie based on The Shakespearean classic The Taming of the Shrew. It stars a young Heath Ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Julia Stiles. Larissa Oleynik, Andrew Keegan, and David Krumholtz! This movie is amazing... *Record screech*. We also talk crime in this episode, I promise, and make plenty of dick jokes. We just also happen to talk about poems, Suburban Commando, and 10 Things. It goes a little off the tracks. It's fine, it's fine. We'll get through this. 

 

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Special thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing and editing this episode and Justin Wells for our outro music Age of Aggression

 

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We owe a Snickers to our guest Mega Man who has bringing down pedos since High School. What may be our best episode or most offensive, I can't even tell anymore, is ready for your wide open ears. Prepare to have them blown in half with so many crazy stories from every side of the dark alley.

 

Mega Man hosts the podcast The Box Office Bomb Squad.

 

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Special thanks to Justin Wells for his help with our Outro music Age of Aggression. True Criminals is produced by Eric Bookout and Scotty Wolfenbarger.

King Koopa wraps up his first round of tales in this episode. The character building is complete. Episode includes fighting cops again, possible marijuana growth, and a lot of ACAB talk. It was a fun and wild ride. Buy the ticket.

 

Special thanks to J. Richland Anderson for editing and producing the episode and Justin Wells for use of his song Age of Aggression in the outro.

 

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We are back with guest Double Dragon as he attempts to clear his name some and reveal to us that he is actually good now. We learn a lot about how electricity works for some reason and that it's best to announce why you are shooting at someone when you shoot at someone. It's a downward spiral into lunacy this week. Thanks for listening. We hope you like it.

 

UPDATE: If you listened to this episode before 7/11 then you likely heard the episode without the update and breakthrough interruption where we make a clarification and you may want to download again.

 

Special thanks to Justin Wells for our outro song Age of Aggression

 

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In this first part in a 2 part episode with King Koopa we hear some heavy-hittin' rockem'-sockem' shit. There's meth and gunfire and fireworks and all the ingredients to make a Truly Criminal episode.

 

Special thanks to J. Richland Anderson for producing the episode and Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression.

 

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In this episode our guest Jimmy or Billy Lee from Double Dragon just really covers a lot of various crimes he committed with no real theme. He just loves crime. And so should you. Contact us and tell us about it.

 

Thanks to Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression

 

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Guest Lego Obi-Wan Kenobi, from Lego Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, stops by to describe how fun it is to stalk people without their knowledge as a goof. Sometimes it's fun to play cops and robbers and sometimes it's fun to dress like The Riddler or herass the deaf. It's a silly fun world when you're young. Maybe some of it's wrong, but no one was hurt physically. Join is for a fun ride, in a car through a town whose name has been bleeped with Lego noises, as we chase robbers in a bunch of silly games. Get ready for the latest episode of your favorite True Crime podcast. TRUE CRIMINALS!!!!! bwa-nah-naaoioio!!!! Those were metal guitar sounds. Thanks for listening.

 

Special Thanks to producer J. Richland Anderson and Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression.

 

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Today we learn all the ins and outs of how to take down your place of work, we tell a dark story that may have had spooky supernatural powers involved and ends with murder!!! It doesn't really. Unless you believe in the supernatural. So if you've ever knicked  a pen from work, liberated beers or stolen hospital equipment, then this is the show for you. Join us with guest Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite as we journey down her dark path into criminality.

 

Special thanks to Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression

 

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In this episode we listen to Dig Dug learn what crimes are as he smuggles drugs across state lines watches people set fires and escapes all responsibility because of his baby mouse pink skin. Enjoy the arcade classic Dig Dug but don't drink and drive. It's all over the place and even in the woods. Thanks for listening.

 

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