Today we learn all the ins and outs of how to take down your place of work, we tell a dark story that may have had spooky supernatural powers involved and ends with murder!!! It doesn't really. Unless you believe in the supernatural. So if you've ever knicked  a pen from work, liberated beers or stolen hospital equipment, then this is the show for you. Join us with guest Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite as we journey down her dark path into criminality.

 

Special thanks to Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression

 

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In this episode we listen to Dig Dug learn what crimes are as he smuggles drugs across state lines watches people set fires and escapes all responsibility because of his baby mouse pink skin. Enjoy the arcade classic Dig Dug but don't drink and drive. It's all over the place and even in the woods. Thanks for listening.

 

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Special thanks to Eric Bookout for editing and Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Agression

 

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In this episode our guest Golden Eye from the HOW DO I ROB THIS podcast talks to us about stealing from the German Army, which should not be confused for the Salvation Army. We get the ins and outs of what life might be like as a con man? Maybe. Or maybe we just goof around describing how to forge documents and steal from the government.

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Special thanks to producer  J. Richland Anderson for editing this episode

Thanks to Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression

In this episode we talk to guest Frogger who experienced some straight up police brutality while acting like a heathen at an elementary school. We also learn who the real criminal actually is. Stolen jokes and stupid bumper stickers. Oh jeez... what are we doing.

 

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Thanks for listening and Thanks to Justin Wells for his song Age of Aggression as our outro music.

Crossover episode with one of the hosts from the Let's Talk About Stuff podcast. Listen to guest Yoshi tell stories of young boys wild adolescent rampage across this great country shoplifting and vandalizing. It's basically what inspired the movie Natural Born Killers.

 

Special Thanks to guest Brent Hibbard from Let's Talk About Stuff

Producer J. Richland Anderson

Age of Aggression outro music by Justin Wells

 

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A very special mini-episode where we dive deeper into the seedy underground world of illegal tattoos. Find out the craziest place we've ever done a tattoo and some horror level botched jobs.

 

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Special thanks to Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression

In this episode we learn exactly what happens when you drink too much in a rally car, or a Jeep, or you're just confronted by a mo-ped. Guest Rash tells stories that should be embarrassing but for some reason don't seem to be as he talks about mistakes he made while drinking. If the cops weren't giving him high fives in his stories a penis always seemed to be involved.

 

Special thanks to J. Richland Anderson for editing and Justin Wells for his outro music Age of Aggression.

 

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Qbert joins us for some wild stories about more ways to get away from the cops, what exactly all this marijuana is about, and why edibles are stronger than flower. Flower? I hope I'm using that right. 

 

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In this episode we talk to a couple criminals about running from the cops using all sorts of tactics and learn why it is I'm not allowed to own fancy wicker chairs.

 

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We talk about illegal tattoos we gave, received, witnessed during the old days when it was still illegal in some states.