Pat returns from his mission in Iran? In a historic first since the Apollo era, the Artemis II crew just looped around the moon, traveling farther from Earth than any humans in over 50 years and smashing the Apollo 13 distance record. President Trump surprised the astronauts — Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Canadian Jeremy Hansen — with a live phone call from the White House to congratulate them on their groundbreaking mission. Trump praised them as “modern-day pioneers,” highlighted America’s return as a frontier nation, and revealed plans for a permanent lunar presence followed by crewed trips to Mars. The astronauts shared their awe at seeing Earth from the moon’s far side and expressed excitement about becoming a “two-planet species.” This out-of-this-world conversation marks a thrilling new chapter in space exploration, and Trump even invited the crew to the White House for autographs once they splash down.

We also cover:

00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED!

00:14 Pat is Back!

01:45 Rescue of U.S. Pilots in Iran

03:28 Pete Hegseth on Pilot Rescue

07:23 Hegseth on 'Easter Parallels'

08:32 American Eagle Boxer Shorts

09:16 Military ID Card

10:24 John Ratcliffe on Pilot Rescue

13:06 General Dan Caine on Pilot Rescue

13:34 Trump on Press Leak

19:20 Pat Forgets How the Show Goes

21:16 Trump on Opening the Strait of Hormuz

22:49 Price of Oil

24:22 Trump's Deadline for Iran

27:15 BREAKING NEWS: Iran Supreme Leader in a Coma

34:28 Fat Five

46:42 Pat Got Steroids Yesterday

49:21 Artemis II Disbelievers

51:12 Last Message from Artemis II

52:20 Trump's Call with Artemis II

56:47 Voyager Probes

59:35 ICR Interview Next Monday

1:01:45 Thomas Massie on Pam Bondi/Epstein Files

1:05:07 Candace Owens Montage

1:16:00 Complaining about the Metric System

1:20:59 Megyn Kelly Supports Candace Owens

1:23:21 NEW Candace Owens Montage

1:29:10 FLASHBACK: Harry Reid in 1993

1:31:50 FLASHBACK: Hillary Clinton in 1993

1:32:38 Mexican Lady Wants to Enter the U.S.

1:34:25 Markwayne Mullin on International Airports

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