Tom Hanks is a racist because he plays white men, and Professor Killawhitey talks about her rrrrow fantasies.

Without proof, everything is rape, and you should probably call a lawyer or at least a mobile notary for butt stuff or anything interesting.

Nobs, slobs, woke mobs, manimony, prenups and a flamethrower.

The gubmint admits aliens, I mean Extraterrestrial Immigrants ©™ are real, so why now?

120 days to flatten the nation; food lines, gas lines, power outages, nuclear threats, and it’s only the beginning

Don't go to Tinder looking for an Amazon sandwich maker.

Gummies for dummies, lollypops bring lots of cops, and did I mention cocaine?

What do you get when you have an incompetent ruler? High taxes, economic crashes, and nuclear war, with bonus Crimea river, Putin is rebuilding the USSR, tackle box faced SJW’s, and Bronies? Yeah, Bronies.

Is DWB a capital offense or was it just a combination of Daunte Wright, who had a warrant for weapons fighting a cop who made a real boneheaded mistake. Bonus liability for Taser for making that thing feel just like a gun and Dollar General, for always being in the path of the riots. Double bonus if anyone can tell me how to pronounce “Daunte”.

Who you gonna call? Ghostgunbusters!