Ts&Zzz

Tonight, you will be listening to Substack’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

SubStack’s Terms of Use and Privacy Policy Highlights: 

• Word Count: 5445
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Creators own the rights to the content that is published on Substack. 
• When deleting a Substack account there is no guarantee that the content will be deleted from Substack’s record or backups and posts may remain viewable in other locations if they were saved by other users. 
• Substack currently does not support Do Not Track requests, which means that they collect information about your online activity both while you are using the Services and after you leave our Services

Here’s to better sleep!

Tonight, you will be listening to DoorDash’s Terms and Conditions Part 2. Narrated by Eric Poluhovich. Here’s to better sleep! 

DoorDash Terms and Conditions P2 Highlights:  

• Word Count: 6143 (9180)
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes
• New Word Learned: Inured - come into operation; take effect.
• When ordering alcohol delivery through DoorDash a person cannot be intoxicated when receiving the delivery. 
• To begin arbitration users must send a physical letter to DoorDash’ office in San Francisco

Welcome to Season 2 of Ts&Zzz! 

Tonight, you will be listening to DoorDash’s Terms and Conditions. Narrated by Eric Poluhovich. Here’s to better sleep! 

DoorDash Terms and Conditions P1 Highlights 

• Word Count: 4931 (9180)
• DoorDash positions themselves as a marketplace that operates software connecting consumers and contractors. They are not a food delivery service, restaurant or food preparation business. 
• Users will not submit a rating or review in exchange for payment, free food or other benefits from a merchant.
• User’s agree to receive automated calls (robocalls) from DoorDash
• DoorDash has a subscription product called DashPass.

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Peacock Terms of Use Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Peacock Terms of Use P2 Highlights: 

• Word Count: 9631 (4834) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• New Word: Lascivious - (of a person, manner, or gesture) feeling or revealing an overt and often offensive sexual desire.
• Arbitration is confidential. You agree not to release any information (ex. materials or results) publicly. 
• California residents waive the protections of California civil code §1542. Which states: A general release does not extend to claims that the creditor or releasing party does not know or suspect to exist in his or her favor at the time of executing the release and that, if known by him or her, would have materially affected his or her settlement with the debtor or released party.

Read the full Terms of Use here: https://www.peacocktv.com/terms

Peacock Terms of Use Part 1. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Peacock Terms of Use P1 Highlights: 

• Word Count: 9631 (4797 P1) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• Peacock acknowledges and warns users that some of their content has outdated cultural references. 
• User’s should not rely on Peacock content for any advice. Especially legal or medication shows. 
• You agree not to use any ad blockers when using the Peacock service. 
• If your payment method is due to expire Peacock has the option to reach out to your payment provider to get the updated credentials, without asking you.  
• There is a chocolate cake recipe hidden in the Terms of User. Grandma’s Chocolate Cake Recipe to be specific.

Tactile Games Terms of Service Part 2. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Tactile Games Terms of Service P2 Highlights 

• Word Count: 5832 (P2 2,332) 
• Arbitration Agreement: Yes 
• By accepting these terms of service you are also accepting their privacy policy 
• Tactile Games has an opt out of Arbitration clause built into the TOS. You have the right to opt-out and not be bound by the arbitration and class action waiver provisions set forth in sections 19 and 20 above by sending written notice of your decision to opt-out to the following address:

Tactile Games Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

Tactile Games Terms of Service P1 Highlights 

• Word Count: 5832 (P1 3500) 
• Abrition Agreement: Yes 
• Tactile Games can delete your account if it is inactive for more than 120 days 
• Tactile Games grants it user’s a license to access their content. User’s don’t buy anything. 
• Tactile Games relies on users connecting their Facebook accounts as a means to sync a game across devices and as a way to back up a game.

RadioPublic Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

RadioPublic Terms of Service Highlights: 

• Word Count:1777
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• RadioPublic can remove any content they want from their service for any reason. 
• If you’re outside the United States, you consent to letting RadioPublic transfer, store, and process your information (including your personal information and content) in and out of the United States.
• You are responsible for the content you are publishing. This means you assume all risks related to it, including someone else’s reliance on its accuracy, or claims relating to intellectual property or other legal rights. (Podcaster Program Terms)

Imgur Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott Elchison.

Imgur Terms of Use Highlights:

• Word Count: 1842 
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• Alan Schaaf Imgur CEO is the POC for any DMCA takedown notices 
• A person must have fun when using any of Imgurs services

Apple iOS 13 Terms of Service. Last updated on June 25th, 2019. Narrated by Paul Miller. 

Apple iOS 13 Terms of Service Highlights 

• Word Count: 5670
• Arbitration Agreement: No 
• New Word Learned: Contemporaneous - existing or occurring in the same period of time. 
• iMessage - Apple may hold your messages in encrypted form for a limited period of time in order to ensure delivery (Section 4). 
• Apple Maps - By using Maps, you agree and consent to Apple’s and its subsidiaries’ and agents’ transmission, collection, maintenance, processing, and use of this information, to provide and improve the Maps features and service, and other Apple products and services (Section 5 (d)). 
• Photos - Sharing or syncing photos through your device may cause metadata, including where and when the photo was taken, and depth information, to be transmitted with the photos (Section 5(i)). 
• For whatever reason if a person didn’t want to use Google Search as their default search engine in Safari they have the options for Yahoo to be the default but only in select countries (Section 16). 
• Apple software isn’t intended to power nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, life support or weapon systems. 

Read the full Terms of Service here: https://www.apple.com/legal/sla/docs/iOS13_iPadOS13.pdf

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