Tucker Carlson JOKES Roy Wood Jr. SHOULD have said @ Correspondents' Dinner

We got the President Roaster Roy Wood Jr in the studio, fresh off his performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. We talk about the jokes he didn’t use, the ones he should have, Trump, Netflix’s Cleopatra and how The Jerry Springer show might look funny in the light. Indulge!

00:00 Roy Wood Jr squirming

01:40 Andrew got the Nation of Islam plug

03:43 Farrakhan the best orator alive?

05:08 Correspondents’ Dinner background & insight

07:11 They didn’t know Roy was nice at stand-up

08:59 Getting selected for the gig - G.S. Warriors involved

10:44 Roy Wood Jr one of less than 15 + style of comedy

11:56 How long to prepare? Changing it up

16:31 Trump was p***y for not turning up

17:26 The School Sh**ting joke + being strategic

20:56 Roy didn’t get the Epstein invitation + no-one policed the jokes

22:28 Roy’s meanest jokes that didn’t make it

26:52 Flagrant’s jokes for Roy - Disney +, Stormy Daniels, Gaping holes

36:48 Roy’s appearance on “Inside Jokes”

38:11 Roy’s scientific style of stand-up - precision

41:55 Roy’s father - Vietnam, South Africa and CSPAN Crackas

43:25 Local reporters first to go + Civil Rights era PTSD

46:32 Kamala got them soft hands + speaking to the attendees

49:27 Feelings at the start and end + Diana Ross is important

53:08 Roy Wood Jr new Inside Joke

54:27 Roy pissing off Industrial Kool-Aid Complex

55:28 Grandma’s heavies + Peanut Butter & Choc chip cookies are BLACK

01:06:17 Egyptians upset about Netflix Cleopatra

01:08:26 White Jesus and untrustworthy White Pastors

01:11:18 2 girls 1 c**k

01:13:11 Jerry Springer looks funny in the light BUT we loved it

01:20:07 NBA - TV dictated the south’s fav. teams

01:22:28 Alabama ain’t that bad, guys!

01:25:05 Responsibility of giving back + Roy’s criminal past

01:37:19 Akaash’s competing identities + repping your set