Lazlo is begrudgingly durable, and is cooking up a lawsuit. Bob gives Lazlo a chair, and SlimFast steals steaks from Aldi. Taylor is paying a bride a LOT of money (hopefully) for a venue, and Philip Rivers is coming out of retirement. Lazlo gets on SlimFast for masterbaiting on to the floor, and Summer explains smutty Fanfiction. Lazlo tells his Emergency Room story. In Headlines, the guys discuss Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros, a man shooting a shopper because he thought he was stealing, Australia restricting children from accessing social media, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!