Where’s our terrifying hologram? Matt isn’t good enough, Jay is caught up, ZJ has seen Solo, Alanna predicts Dengar, Andrew owns a CD and Zach is a pedantic asshole.

The Star Wars ultra nerds discuss Cassian And/Or Stargirl. Matt is lucky in so many ways, don’t make fun of Alanna, Zach tells on himself, ZJ was robbed, Jay is not paying attention and Rob replaces the dog.

Justice for Barbara. Matt holds everyone to a high standard, Jay wants waffles, and Alanna reads an online synopsis.

The Scooby gang is on the case and Naomi has a segment. Alanna knows how veterinarians work, Rob wants a slow buildup, Zach says “Sylvester McCoy”, Jay is not average and Matt can’t do high school stuff.

The gamers are delighted that Stargirl is back. Zach is easily amused, Jay has a bond with his car, Alanna doesn’t watch anime and Matt names some dads.

Listen up, Titans writers, this is an Animorphs podcast now. Rob is dedicated to the podcast, Zach gives examples from anime, Matt is so easily pandered to, Jay is a martial arts master and Alanna likes the line.

There’s a woke term for that. Matt and Jay both suck and Alanna says “bureaus”.

It's Alanna's birthday and let the singing commence! Zach compares appearances, Jay is in his classy phase, Alanna has a vinyl lifestyle and Matt is friends with Neil Hopkins.

What's your villain story? Jay is namest, Rob has the chest of a 5 year old boy, Alanna thinks about dead dogs, Matt’s stuff is made up, and Zach likes ambiguity.

Could "Titans" actually be good? Matt feels the love, Alanna runs water, Jay knows the feel of the weight of a gun, Zach lives in a heteronormative society and ZJ picks a fight with Celsius.