Password is dick. Rob is history’s greatest monster, Jay is the biggest Titans fan ever and also a dick, Zach goes to a lot of funerals, Matt calls himself a Batman fan, ZJ does it on hard mode and Alanna whips it out.

It's the Matt and Alanna variety show! Alanna misses dancing, Matt is not happy, and ZJ interjects with an interesting historical tidbit.

The gamers try out "Golf With Friends." Matt hates kid actors, Zach doesn’t want to be a complainer, Jay sees vampires, Alanna doesn’t like a hole and ZJ uses a big word.

We wish we had moves like Vader. Matt saves the day, ZJ has seen a lot of people fit in a car, Alanna has a good joke, Jay is spoiled by a movie poster, Zach steals Alanna’s joke, and Rob heats pens on a stove.

Jay's absent and ZJ's the host! Matt is contractually obligated, Alanna plugs subtitles, Zach brings up Star Wars cards and ZJ wants to redecorate his house.

We’re all man children. Alanna will take any excuse to drive off a cliff, Zach recommends a show, Jay gets going, Rob watches SNL on Youtube and Matt isn’t a slap professional.

New Star Wars show, same gamers. ZJ has exceptional control, Matt is alienist, Jay has an explanation, Alanna has insightful commentary and Zach has the floor.

It's the season finale of Halo!  Matt starts with violence, Alanna expected faceworms, ZJ was the inferior Warthogger, Jay was begging for a closeup of the eyes, Zach asks the questions this time and Rob lives by himself

It's the triumphant return of Zach, but what exactly is "fast casual"? ZJ wouldn’t pull out his fingernail, Alanna thinks small, Zach quotes Malcolm X, Jay wants to cut off the tip and Matt doesn’t count the stinger.

Picard is over and it's a podcast miracle. ZJ jumps into the fire, Matt has never not made it, Jay refers to Ramon, Alanna wants it glowier and Rob is going to rob a bank at 60.