It's the season finale of Halo!  Matt starts with violence, Alanna expected faceworms, ZJ was the inferior Warthogger, Jay was begging for a closeup of the eyes, Zach asks the questions this time and Rob lives by himself

It's the triumphant return of Zach, but what exactly is "fast casual"? ZJ wouldn’t pull out his fingernail, Alanna thinks small, Zach quotes Malcolm X, Jay wants to cut off the tip and Matt doesn’t count the stinger.

Picard is over and it's a podcast miracle. ZJ jumps into the fire, Matt has never not made it, Jay refers to Ramon, Alanna wants it glowier and Rob is going to rob a bank at 60.

Technical issues for this one, so Matt is hard to hear, which is probably for the best. Jay apologizes again, Alanna is Zach 2.0, and Matt skips the questions of the day.

Finally some hot Warthog action. Matt is weak, Alanna misses the tubes and Jay finds joy in all things.

It's a new low for Picard. Alanna doesn’t want to talk about pets, ZJ is a sucker for destroyed environments that are a shell of their former shells, Matt reacts strongly and Jay’s life is action packed.

There's a lot of uses for a vat of acid. Alanna does it in alphabetical order, ZJ admires curvy thighs, Matt’s kinky, Jay has trouble speaking and Rob is pro beard.

It's Marvel all over again. Alanna reads the New York Times, Jay is a protagonist in his own story, ZJ’s headphones are broken and Matt picks a place with a lot of dudes.

High school is dumb. The audio gets Jay, Matt’s self esteem hinges on an award, Alanna can’t get a dollar burger, ZJ peaks in elementary school and Rob goes to work to hang out.

Could Picard actually be improving? It's the worst day of Fortnite for Alanna ever, Matt is Stormwatch and Jay is sniping.