Tuna Sandwich

Smart Toilets... can they be trusted?? what if you came home and there was texts from the smart toilet on your boyfriend's phone?

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a smart toilet and if that toilet has ever crossed the line @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and change your toilet paper roll.. 3 ply!

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Tuna Sandwich is here with the free advice to your pressing problems... "Dear Horny, just answer the door naked. Problem Solved!"

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me your problems if you want some Free Advice @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a sandwich

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Life.... everything is fu*ked, and everybody sucks. But if you want to compare how bad your day is going, why not have a look back at some historical crimes..... because at least you aren't living your life trapped in a dungeon.

Jordan Turpin living her best life!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me what things are sucking for you this week @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a tall glass of milo

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microscopic entities, ancient and omnipresent....an insidious presence that lurks at the end of human existence... they evolve outpacing our defences.. we are but temporary vessels... host to a force as old as time... BACTERIA..

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me what microscopic entities you would like to learn more about @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will write you a poem

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The time has come to transcend this version of reality, and to find meaning within the universe that extends beyond our realm of understanding. First stop.. Uranus... Until next time, this is Tuna Sandwich

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Whales

Demons

My Spider Roommate (always watching, such a perv)

The Shrooms

The Parasite

The Penguins (even though you stink)

The Raccoons (where did you put the keys to the attic??)

Bloody Mary

The Bees (give me back my microphones!)

The Missing Socks

My last intern (RIPP rest in peace & pieces)

The Goth Moth (may the darkness of the void forever encapsulate you)

Moustaches

The Vampire (never give up on love Vampire, you will find someone)

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Ding Dong!! Who's there???

In this special episode an Applicant arrives to interview for the coveted position of Tuna Sandwich Intern.

We make some phone calls to the future, and a contract is signed in blood.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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Today, we take a journey back to The Golden Record, for I have thought a lot about the question of "what song should we add to the Golden Record for distant alien races to discover??" .... what lyrical composition can encapsulate the hamartia of human existence? joining us is the great astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who has a compelling answer to this question..

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Come Sail Away by STYX

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If giving someone an apple is a symbol of your affection, then eating one during a zoom meeting is a symbol of what exactly?

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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The Tuna Sandwich lab is in complete disarray..... I need an Intern!!! Applications Open (only those willing to submit to a life of danger and intrigue need apply)

pls send your applications with Subject: INTERN APPLICATION (insert name) to [email protected]

all applications will be considered.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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The legend of the vampire is a powerful archetype, often characterised with the imagery of predatory beauty, immortality, and seduction.

If there is perhaps one other creature on this planet that can understand my existential pain and the secret shadows a heart can keep, will it be you my darkness?

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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