Tuna Sandwich

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!

This week we going to the beach to get Wet, Wild, and Wonderful.... shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll for wearing his banana-hammock and having his impressive side dong on display.

This episode is supported by Moon Cream so you don't get burnt by Moon Rays, specially formulated for rubbing on bodies at night..

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have invoked the Law of the Sea whilst banging in the ocean.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Moon Cream to spend all night rubbing all over Mr (Or Mrs) Lobster Roll... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! YEAH IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW!!

Is your ivory tower not dank? shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll and his impressive side dong that is always on display, being all capable and building shelves.

This episode NOT supported by Anti-Ant Ice Cream Bibs, because we don't need them, that's what Mr Lobster Roll is for.. use promo code SEXY ANTS (or not)

Slide into my DMs and tell me what you want your Mr Lobster Roll to lick out of your cleavage @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will drip some BBQ sauce all over you for Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll to lick off later on... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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The mysteries of the void are calling...... and so is someone else!!

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have seen a mushroom with legs?? @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will let you come around and view my moustache collection.

This episode is written & produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's 4am, what thoughts are running through your mind as you try to get to sleep??

Slide into my DMs and tell me what you think of before you go to sleep @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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Just me and the darkness, tangled in mind.

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also caught in the silence @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will whisper the echoes that fade into your memory.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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In the deepest corners of human history the veil between the known and the unknown wears thin, and within this darkness a tale of the witch emerges. A fable woven with fear, suspicion, and lies….

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me your crimes of heresy @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will build you a pile of rocks as part of the sacred covenant.

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I've tapped into a transmission signal to bring you this episode of The Creeps, as they traverse some incredibly niche musical genres inspired by films of the 90s.

I guess if you want to hear more Creeps you have to listen to The Flippity Flop

Slide into my DMs and tell me what song was your favourite @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will cross oceans of time to find you.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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There are inconvenient truths in this life, and I am here to set the record straight once and for all... so the question is .... are you ready to hear what i'm about to say???

This episode is supported by:

Suge Knight Cereals: where each box of cereals comes with a fake gun for scaring loud birds who wake you up in the morning.

Fat Cat Treadmills: does your obese cat have poor self esteem?

Dick Vapes: pls read the terms and conditions of your Dick Vapes before the company is destroyed by litigation, complaints, and pending lawsuits.

MegaDeath Shredders: for getting rid of evidence of alleged crimes.

Hellfire Pits: firepits that burn hotter than the fires of hell for destroying your alleged evidence.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me what your inconvenient truths are @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will bring you a Hellfire Pit, so that you too can burn stuff in the fiery pits of hell.

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mistakes were made....and now i'm drifting towards a black hole of certain death.. but aren't we all drifting towards a black hole of certain death from the minute we are born??

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me what mistakes you've made @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will bring you a bowl of perpetual darkness of Night Cereals.

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Living alone can be really great, you can do whatever you want. But what if today there was a surprise in store, what if you died? and now your corpse is on the floor.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me if if you need me to check on your corpse @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over make sure you are alive.

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