Tuna Sandwich

Listen up worms... if you're new to the cult meeting, we will be going through some ground rules.. but most importantly, this week we are going through the suggestion box.. better snacks at the orgies? no socks during the ritual, and most importantly.. no tambourines.. see you all at The Punishing tonight..

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are just here for the perks.... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will avoid making eye contact with you during the sacred sex ritual... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Hello, you've reached Tuna Sandwich.. we are unable to take your call. Tuna Sandwich is currently working on something huge, something amazing, something that is going to blow your minds. Tuna Sandwich will be back on the 1st of June.

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also working on something amazing... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and put a mirror on your roof to keep the bad vibes away.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....

THIS IS JURASSIC PARK DVD REVIEW.

Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and sing you songs about long division as I lay on your chest and stare into your eyes.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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I had the craziest dream....

This episode is brought to you by NIGHT CEREALS FOR TWO, now you can eat cereal in bed together with that special someone...

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are not afraid to drown... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and feed your raccoons.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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This is the Cat's Meow.... ALL Cats FOR Cats.. translated for humans by Cats...

Do you dream of freedom, a life of your own?

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are the puppet tied to my string.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a security vest so your cat can keep the moose out of the kitchen.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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All I’m asking is for is 4 million dollars

4 million dollars would be really nice

4 million dollars would solve all my problems

4 million dollars would change my life

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you want 4 million dollars.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will solve all your problems.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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"Ma'am... I'm going to need you to calm down and tell us exactly what happened .. start at the beginning..."

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Day 3 Xmas Leftovers.. YUM!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Do you want to Opt Out of this modern life and move into a hole in the ground?? On Behind the Podcast this week we are talking about New Year's Resolutions.. "New Year, New You" more like New Year, same garbage person you've always been...

This episode is brought to you by Manifestos and Sleeping Bags

Slide into my DMs and tell me if your New Years Resolution is to burn your life to the ground and move into a hole.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you my Manifesto.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Joey Joe Joe and Mary are having marriage difficulties, but that's nothing a f*cked journey by Donkey and having no reservations at the Inn can't fix...

special guest appearance by Hot Piece Gabrielle... *purrrrr*

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have ever tried to hide a pregnancy from your nitwit husband.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Frankenstein and Birds, as is tradition.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!

You ever hear a bump in the night and wonder if its a demon that watching you?? or is it just Mr Lobster roll and his impressive side dong bumping into furniture in the night???

This episode is supported by Sparkle Glitter so you never lose your Hot Piece...

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have issues with Santa coming down your chimney uninvited.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Festive Red Velour to drape all over your Mr or Mrs Lobster Roll.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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