Tuna Sandwich

POLICE REPORT

Incident Type: Theft

Summary: my favourite shirt is missing!!!

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you jeans that disintegrate off your body... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Listen up worms.... we have some important upcoming events to start the New Cult Year.... make sure you wear your new chains to the bonfire... see you at The Punishing this evening..

Slide into my DMs and tell me who you are bringing to the feast of Other & Potential You's.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some fresh new chains to rattle around in.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....

THIS IS POLTERGEIST DVD REVIEW.

Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and speak into the void of the static to find you and bring you back into this realm of reality where you belong.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Oxygen is like that boyfriend who's super clingy but tries to play it cool. It’s always hovering around, waiting for a chance to bind to your hemoglobin... but we're done here. It's OVER oxygen.

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are in a codependent relationship you can't get out of.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you a 25% discount coupon for ANYTIME CHAINSAWS.. rannggg annngggg annnggggg anngggggg

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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We need to talk about Rachel.......

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a sexy cousin you'd like to bang.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come to your wedding and make sure you are marrying the right woman.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....

THIS IS THE MUMMY DVD REVIEW.

Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and save you from the wrathful hand of the opressor.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Terry Raven joins us LIVE FROM THE BRANCH, to give us a contemporary view of what it's like being a Raven in a world that doesn't even know your name...

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a craven mating ritual in a dark carpark at the end of the night .. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you not one, not two, but three prophecies... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Terry Raven wrangled by Duncan Fellows

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Question: how many lunchboxes full of tabouli salad is too much?? and what does this have to do with the self defence mechanisms that plants have evolved to poison and destroy us with?

Slide into my DMs and tell me what surprise you had in a doctors office.... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will sew you a dress or something.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Pine trees are among the oldest living plants on earth, they were here before the Dinosaurs, they can survive ice ages, and the shifting of continents.. but can the pine tree survive being a guest on Tuna Sandwich??

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a symbiotic relationship with mushrooms.... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will shiver the whole night through....

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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PORN!! what is it good for?? well, lots of things actually....Porn revolutionised the world.. but it hasn't revolutionised the humble podcast.. until now..

welcome to ....Only Tuna Sandwich... where the clothes are on the floor, the shower is steamy, and moisturiser demands to be rubbed into all the places.

Slide into my DMs and tell me what technological advancement you benefit from daily thanks to porn.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will record another Only Tuna Sandwich episode especially for you.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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