Turtle Time

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda Goes West" - we discuss the tale of two kisses. (00:00 - 10:30)

And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the final part of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (10:30)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 4) - " We Need To Talk About Kenny". (01:46:55)

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Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Monster in the Fridge" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like Carl Radke's new Carl's Jr. ad, and Andy Cohen's new boyfriend. (00:00 - 18:05)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 10) - "A Meeting of the Ball Bros". (18:05)

And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 10) - "When the Saints..." - a little pop in. (01:16:10)

And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Conflict and Resolution". (01:50:10)

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On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "The West Show" - we discuss KJ Dillard's ode to heartbreak, Lindsay Hubbard going on Carl Radke's podcast, Dorit Kemsley's favorite books, and much more! (00:00 - 28:30)

And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 2 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (28:30)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 3) - "Boys Lie". (01:40:35)

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Brock Davies' lets Tom and Ariana host a Mad Max-themed pool party for his birthday, and brings his War Boys.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slam Pig of the Year Awards" - we begin by talking about Susan Boyle's next era, KJ and Dara from Summer House potentially breaking up, and Bethenny Frankel. (00:00 - 27:25)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 9) - "Kristen the Giver". (27:25)

And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 9) - "When Life Hands You a Cracker" - a little pop in. (01:12:00)

And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Yodel Ay Hee Hee". (01:45:50)

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On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda's Awakening" - we discuss West Wilson and Kyle Cooke having a 3-hour conversation and then the news that West and Amanda went to Rome to recreate Gladiator. (00:00 - 11:10)

And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 1 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (11:10)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 2) - "The Milk Man". (01:23:45)

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Mark it down - "Pitch No-So-Perfect" is the worst episode of Vanderpump Rules or at least in the bottom 10.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Giveth Them Lala " - we begin by talking about Jeff Probst completely blowing it at the Survivor 50 finale, Round 2 for Andy Cohen at the DMV, and also the new footage from the Summer House season 10 reunion. (00:00 - 17:25)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 8) - "The First Annual San Diego Nia Pageant". (18:15)

And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 8) - "The Birth of a Slam Pig" - a little pop in. (01:02:15)

And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 7) - "The Plot Against K. Michelle". (01:40:40)

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On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Bye Bye House" - we begin by discussing the In The City premiere party in New York City as well as Andy Cohen's trip to the DMV. (00:00 - 22:35)

Then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the season 10 finale of Summer House - "The Summer Before the Fall" - and recap every single moment in it. (22:35)

And then we break down the Summer House Season 10 Reunion trailer! (01:26:30)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap the season 1 premiere of In The City. (01:38:30)

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