Turtle Time

Happy Thanksgiving, little turtle cuties! On today's sad episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the death of one of the most iconic reality television shows of all time, as well as Luann de Lesseps making out with Hugh Grant. (00:00 - 47:55)

We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 8 - "Wendy's Second 40th Birthday". (48:00)

And then we quickly discuss the first good episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 9 - "The Bridge to OT IV". (01:10:20)

As well as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14, episode 2 - "PK's Blinders". (01:37:55)

And then finally, we discuss the latest powerful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 10 - "The Curse at the Campground". (02:15:18)

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It's Turtle Time Breaking News! Amy and Riley react to the closing of Schwartz & Sandy's.

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Jax Taylor wants to surprise Tom Schwartz by flying out all of his triplet brothers to be there on his wedding day. But Jax is about to find out that not everything good comes in threes! 

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Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! We're back with another episode of Turtle Time! Amy and I talk about the movie Wicked for 7 more minutes and then get right into our recap of Part 2 and Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion. (07:05)

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Amy seeing the film, Wicked, and the Wizard of Oz franchise as a whole, Jax Taylor getting into a car accident, and Jay Leno's tragic fall down a hill. (00:00 - 22:36)

And then we quickly discuss the latest horrible episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 8 - "The Leaky Pigeon Test". (22:36)

As well as the season 14 premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14, episode 1 - "Sutton Gets Surreal". (00:42:40)

And then finally, we discuss the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 10 - "Breakfast at Mary's". (01:43:13)

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss John Krasinski being named the Sexiest Man Alive, Brittany Cartwright opening a new bar, Teddi Mellencamp cheating on her husband, the Wicked dolls that are causing the nation to panic, and much more! (00:00 - 26:11)

And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 7 - "Erin and Brynn Create Fake Storylines Because Their Show Is Horrible". (26:11)

As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 6 - "Chiropractor Chaos!". (01:09:05)

And then finally, a wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 9 - "Todd Gets Tired". (01:23:00)

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Lisa Vanderpump tests her hostess, Katie O'Malley, to see if she can handle being a server at SUR. Also, Tom and Katie are trying to enjoy their joint bachelor / bachelorette trip in the midst of relationship turmoil.

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Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss JT Thomas quitting Southern Charm before production wraps, the negative reaction to this season of RHONY, and the end of Real Housewives of Dubai. (00:00 - 25:30)

And then we break down another wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 15 episode 8 - "Don't Wake Toddy". (25:30)

As well as part 1 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion season. (01:09:55)

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Welcome back, God's babies! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Bethenny Frankel's reaction to the election and no other news except for that. (00:00 - 12:35)

And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 6 - "Erin Starts a Mescal Business" (12:35)

As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 5 - "A Horrible Breakfast". (01:00:25)

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Lisa Vanderpump knows the menu at SUR is perfect but that won't stop her from asking Chef Joe to put his cooking skills to the test to create three new entrees.

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