Turtle Time

By Riley Hamilton and Amy ScarlataTV & Film

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Turtle Time episodes

October 27, 2023 The Return of the Kyles (Southern Charm, RHOBH, Winter House, and RHONY Recaps)
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Mauricio Umansky and Emma Slater's dating rumors, Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp on Watch What Happens Life, Ozempic, and even more than that. (00:00 - 52:00)

Then they discuss the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (00:52:31), the latest episode of Southern Charm (01:33:30), the season premiere of Winter House (02:04:19), and then finally, the first part of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion (02:28:14)

If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.
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3 hr 6 min
October 23, 2023 Patreon Teaser: In the Doghouse (Vanderpump Rules S3 E5 Recap)
Jax Taylor tries to ruin Katie and Tom Schwartz' relationship by spreading fake rumors that she motorboated someone's penis at a party.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.
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6 min
October 20, 2023 Come One, Come All (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, and RHONY Recaps)
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the difference between horror and terror, the Chateau Marmont, Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Riley's trip to Jax's Studio City, and even more than that! (00:00 - 44:00)

Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (44:04), the season finale of RHONY (01:28:35), and then finally the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:06:10).

If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.
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2 hr 40 min
October 16, 2023 Patreon Teaser: Jax Nose Best (Vanderpump Rules S3 E4 Recap)
Jax Taylor decides that he wants a new nose and not even Lisa Vanderpump can stop him. "Nose" matter how hard she tries...

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.
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7 min
October 13, 2023 Aprés O.C. (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps)
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss scary monsters, Jax Taylor and Rachel Leviss' rival Ebay accounts, and much, much more. (00:00 - 32:00)

Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm, RHOC, and RHOSLC, and then finally the latest episode of RHONY.

If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.
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2 hr 59 min
October 09, 2023 Patreon Teaser: Grand Opening and Closure (Vanderpump Rules S3 E3 Recap)
It's the scariest month of the year, and Amy and Riley are back recapping a frightening episode of Vanderpump Rules.

When the cat is away, the mice will play! With Lisa Vanderpump's focus solely on her new restaurant, Pump, the children of SUR decide to wreak havoc while they still can.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.
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8 min
October 06, 2023 Brynns & Noble (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps)
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's latest podcast episode, Bethenny Frankel's continued reality reckoning, Stassi Schroeder's birth story, Jax and Kristen's spin-off show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 1:16:42)

Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:17:00), RHOC (01:41:45), and RHOSLC (02:06:01), and then finally the latest horrible episode of RHONY (02:36:55 in a run of horrible episodes.

If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.
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3 hr 15 min
October 02, 2023 Patreon Teaser: All Fired Up (Vanderpump Rules S3 E2 Recap)
When a horrible fight breaks out at Robert Earl's beautiful bar, Lisa Vanderpump begins to lose faith in the people she trusted the most...

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.
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13 min
September 29, 2023 Tom Sandoval Unmasked (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps)
NOTE: This episode was recorded remotely (powered by Riverside FM) so it sounds like absolute dog shit. This will never happen again after this. Please forgive us.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's appearance on the Masked Singer, Special Forces: World's Toughest Test, his new podcast, and Ariana's performance on Dancing with the Stars. (00:00 - 59:28)

Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:00:25), RHOSLC (01:35:40), and RHOC (01:57:50), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. (02:22:35)

If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.
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2 hr 43 min
September 25, 2023 Patreon Teaser: Instafight (Vanderpump Rules S3 E1 Recap)
Vanderpump Rules season 3 starts off like a rocket ship going to the moon and Amy and Riley are hanging on for dear life!

Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire was almost completely destroyed when her employees found out that Kristen and Jax had made love to each other twice. Many wrote off SUR Restaurant for good, thinking that no one would ever want to eat or drink there again upon hearing this revelation.

But somehow - life found a way back to SUR, and Lisa's employees are starting to heal. All of them except for the one that matters most...

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.
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14 min