Turtle Time

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful day at Pride on Vanderpump Row (08:05) where they had the best day of their lives up to this point.

Then we take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 2. (48:20) and then the sun starts to shine as Amy and Riley talk about the Summer House S7 Reunion Part 2. (01:03:22)

and then finally, Amy and Riley dive into the dark, demented, evil Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 3. (01:32:20) and try to find hope again after.

This is 3 hours and 21 minutes of pure Turtle Time! That's the length of Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you love us, subscribe on YouTube.

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Amy and Riley raise their glasses high and say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 1. To finish the season, they recap the Season 1 Reunion as well as the Reunion Secrets episode which Riley had never seen before. Listen as Amy and Riley laugh and cry and finally say goodbye to the first season of VPR and look onward to the iconic Season 2. 

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their new microphone setup and then discuss Howard Stern (03:30) for a brief minute. Riley offers an apology to Brian Grazer (06:00) and gives an update on our Loverboy package (07:04). And then Amy and Riley debut their new segment, Celebrity Spotlight, (08:00) where they discuss celebrities they have seen over the week.

Riley then recounts his wonderful experience at Emo Nite and meeting Scheana Shay for the first real time. (10:50) and then they discuss acts of violence perpetuated by celebrities. (16:42)

And then the Bravo discussion starts to happen. First, Amy and Riley discuss Real Housewives of New Jersey and their unexpectedly great reunion (22:23)

And then Amy and Riley conduct their most popular segment, the Official Turtle Time Summer House Minute. (38:55) After the Summer House minute, Amy and Riley break for a certified turtle piss and then provide a Loverboy Limoncello Spritz Update (01:10:44)

And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the hell out of Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion part 2 (01:12:05) and prepare for the next chapter of Turtle Time.

This is 2 hours and 56 minutes of pure Turtle Time! The length of The Batman! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you love us, subscribe on YouTube.

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Amy and Riley recap the season 1 finale of Vanderpump Rules, "Last Call", in which Lisa Vanderpump summons her staff for the sexiest restaurant photoshoot the world has ever seen, and Jax Taylor finally lets out a secret that has been burdening his soul all summer.

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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules reunion with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the state of Bravo (5:00). Then they break down Ariana Madix's Call Her Daddy interview. (13:00)

As that segment ends, Amy and Riley conduct their most popular segment, the Official Turtle Time Summer House Minute. (33:03)

And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the hell out of Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion part 1 (56:30) and prepare for the next chapter of Turtle Time.

This is 2 hours and 33 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you love us, subscribe on YouTube.

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Amy and Riley recap the penultimate episode of the first season of Vanderpump Rules, "In Love With Someone Else". This episode has everything: Laura-Leigh and Jax in a sauna, Jax supporting Laura-Leigh at her N.A. meeting, and Stassi's fashion column journey with Pandora. 

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules finale with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss breakup (6:13) and try to figure out if there were any highlights from their 10 month long romance.

And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the Vanderpump Rules season 10 season finale (13:30) from ashes to ashes and dust to dust.

This is 2 hours and 45 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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Amy and Riley recap the sixth episode of Vanderpump Rules which documents Jax and Laura-Leigh's passionate new relationship as well as the demise of Stassi and Frank's. They also provide an update on Lisa and Ken's Treehouse Restaurant.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

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Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley formally greet each other and then immediately discuss the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer. After that, they dive into the Summer House Minute (18:00) and discuss the most recent episode of Summer House for one full minute. Then they recount Andy Cohen and Craig Conover's fun train ride (43:45) and Amy discusses reading Andy Cohen's latest book,The Daddy Diaries. Amy and Riley also discuss their favorite types of ice in a new segment called the Summer Ice Minute (46:45) and James Kennedy's new home in Burbank! (50:00)

But then to heat things back up after talking about ice, Amy and Riley recap this week's fiery, powerful episode of Vanderpump Rules (52:00) in which Katie finally lights all of her enemies on fire.

This is 2 hours and 41 minutes of pure Turtle Time! which is the exact length of the film, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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Amy and Riley recap the fifth episode of Vanderpump Rules, witness the first Sur all-hands meeting, and watch Scheana rock the hell out of The Roxy. They also discuss taking over Pump Restaurant and starting a new treehouse restaurant there.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

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