Beef, ice cream! Beef, ice cream! Beef, ice cream! Ify reports in on Austin's food scene while we brainstorm a new ad campaign for Talenti and call out Top Chef's graphic designer.

This week's scoring:

Quickfire win: Laurence +1

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Did you know they're dropping new potatoes? The curse of the private chef strikes again, and Mike is still sick (sorry).

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Next Gen Chef is frustrating and possibly rigged (thanks Uncle Jeffrey!), but it's not unsalvageable. Let's get this whole god forsaken thing over with so we can get to the REAL cooking shows.

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It's time for Top Chef! In this episode, we pick our chefs for the season. Tony Soprano stops by the studio to help Ify with his draft, Sierra picks off the injured reserve list, and Mike watches an alarming amount of other cooking shows.

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The chefs bake a bunch of garbage, Ify gives free feet, and we discuss how raves are for the night people.

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We attempt to separate the art (burgers) from the artist (spineless billionaire diamond mine fascist). Also, Andrew, drop the workout routine!

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Did you know there's a powder you can get that neutralizes allium sensitivities? This isn't an ad, just a fun fact! Also, we debate the ease of making microwave mug cake.

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Honestly, if you can make a salted caramel cheesecake work, we believe that there IS a way to make fish sauce, cheese, and apples work. Also, who else is in the Ivy League of culinary schools?

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If you put water in your smoothie cup, it's practically like you get two smoothies! Oh, and the Global Kitchen Test.

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We draft our chefs for Next Gen Chef (confusingly, after the first episode), which of course means we have to talk about Kelsey Barnard Clark's recent DUI arrest. It's fun, we promise!

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