We start off this episode with an ALL-STAR listener letter, and then launch into an amaaaaaazing chapter. Edward's pretension reaches new heights, and then Edward reveals his true destiny...to get into high school theater. Also, is it just us, or are Edward and Bella totally vibing during bio?? Is something going on with them? 

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Cool cats! The Twilight Phase ladies are back to discuss chapter 11 of Midnight Sun, and in an effort to remain more positive in her commentary, Melissa didn’t read the chapter. 

Did she succeed?? Or did she just make it impossible for us to record a decent episode? Listen to find out!

Also we talk about other stuff like the pervasiveness of typos in all books, and SMeyer’s struggle to write through the male gaze, etc.

Thanks for continuing to listen to us!!

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(BUH BUM) Welcome to tonight's episode of Twilight Phase. We discuss: WHY is Stephenie Meyer obsessed with Bella's fragility? WHAT is up with Edward thinking he can tell Bella how to feel? WHO told him that not being a murderer is some amazing moral high ground???? These questions and more at 6:00

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Hey fam! We're back from vacation and we aren't the only ones...Vampire Jesus is BACK AGAIN (in our inboxes) because there's plenty more to discuss. Then we read some tarot cards that were EERILY ON-POINT, LIKE TO THE POINT THAT IT WAS FREAKY. We don't discuss a chapter CAUSE WE GOTTA KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES but have no fear, we'll discuss more Midnight Sun next week.

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T’was the night before Saturday, and to what did we find, but three podcasting twihards, perpetually behind. 

Happy holidays, friends!! We may not have gotten a regular episode out, but we DID record a ~*CHRISTMAS*~*BONUS*~*EPISODE*~

Get a little sacrilegious with us as we discuss the most important question of our time . . . WAS JESUS A VAMPIRE???

We won’t be around next week ‘cause these podcasting twihards are gonna be yuling HARD, so see y‘all on the flippity flip of 2020.

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THE PORT OF ANGELS! This iconic chapter in Twilight is brought to life by everyone's favorite eternally moody teen in Midnight Sun. We make some BIG realizations in this chapter involving the true reason why Edward should be a vegetarian and also that he is lowkey an X-man. And possibly we give some CRUCIAL ADVICE on how to avoid New Moon happening to YOU. Because it could. Happen to you.

Also Melissa recorded from a closet and we set up our recording wrong so we couldn’t take out us interrupting each other but we’re PROFESSIONALS so check out our patreon. Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast. Put us on your winter wish list!

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This week we pose a philosophical question: If we could have skipped this chapter and not noticed, does the chapter even exist at all? Immediately we are disabused of the notion that we might learn more about or from Charlotte and Peter, and instead get to hear more about Bella reading than we ever did from Bella. Then, surprised by ourselves, we stumble upon the deep and human relatability of Edward's inaccurate and paradoxical self loathing. Plus, you know, jokes and stuff.

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We discuss a chapter that is p thin since Bella is doing interesting things and Edward is not, we learn Rosalie's very obvious secret, and there's this whole metaphor about Bella's lullaby. Also if humans are like potatoes, why is Edward attracted to one?

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BLOOD TESTS, Y’ALL. You know the chapter. You know the story. But now from a WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE. 

and woof fam, Eddie Boy is on a whole new level. Do humans eat lunch? Don’t ask this eboy with multiple medical degrees. Is your life worth anything if your eyes have no depth? Also don’t ask this same eboy. BUT do we have a whole new appreciation for Bella and the ~DEPTHS~ of her patience for stoopid boys?

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THX, BYEE

Y'ALL THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD. Edward gets humbled, goes to Bella's room for the first time, and then asks her on a DATE! And along the way he tells us of his many ~*~torments. 

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