Twilight Phase

Backstreet’s back, alright! (oh my god, we’re back againnn)

We took a break, Maya is now in a brand-new (to her—deffo not newly built) apartment, and we’re back with two more chapters of Midnight Sun. (This book is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo longgggggggg.)

In this ep, we talk about SEX without ever talking about SEX. (SMeyer is so great at this, wild.) We discuss the physics of rocking chairs. (I guess? I don’t know what physics is.) AND we continue to defend Rosalie with every dying breath of our embittered souls. (Edwards sucks butt.)

Also . . . what IS lasagna??

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Surprise! We have a special guest on! We used to call these minisodes but what was that about?

Our friend Steph is a designer in kidlit which means she knows how YA book covers get made and has OPINIONS about that pomegranate. Y'all know we do too. Come for the insider info, stay for the cover ideas Stephenie Meyer originally proposed...

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Hey there listeners!! We did two chapter again and WOW THEY WERE SO GOOD!!! Here's what you have to look forward to:

THE KNOT. THE MEADOW. THE BUGS. THE MURDER. *THE ROMANCE!!!*

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The Twilight Phase ladies are back again this week, and we read TWO chapters of Midnight Sun—chapters 14 AND 15. (Have we ever mentioned that this book is too long? We ain’t trynna be reading it for another year so expect more double-ups fam. Not sorry, not sorry)

Bella discusses how she thought about

Also, we the ladies of Twilight Phase would like to formally apologize for insinuating that Melissa was not, in fact, a Cool Uncool person. We may go so far as to say she was actually an Uncool Cool person. So. 

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Bella skipped over all her "boring" answers to Edward's inquisition in Twilight, and Midnight Sun is here to FILL THOSE GAPS. Maya and Olivia squeal over how Bella is one of us, while Melissa claims she was a "cool uncool" person in high school...yeah, okay.

Were you:

A) a pretentious, nerdy loveable Bella high schooler

B) a cool/uncool, super slick but secretly getting good grades high schooler

or C) an immortal vampire with two medical degrees just passing the time high schooler?

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We start off this episode with an ALL-STAR listener letter, and then launch into an amaaaaaazing chapter. Edward's pretension reaches new heights, and then Edward reveals his true destiny...to get into high school theater. Also, is it just us, or are Edward and Bella totally vibing during bio?? Is something going on with them? 

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Email us at [email protected] to tell us how YOU would cast a theater production starring the Cullens, lol. 

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Cool cats! The Twilight Phase ladies are back to discuss chapter 11 of Midnight Sun, and in an effort to remain more positive in her commentary, Melissa didn’t read the chapter. 

Did she succeed?? Or did she just make it impossible for us to record a decent episode? Listen to find out!

Also we talk about other stuff like the pervasiveness of typos in all books, and SMeyer’s struggle to write through the male gaze, etc.

Thanks for continuing to listen to us!!

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(BUH BUM) Welcome to tonight's episode of Twilight Phase. We discuss: WHY is Stephenie Meyer obsessed with Bella's fragility? WHAT is up with Edward thinking he can tell Bella how to feel? WHO told him that not being a murderer is some amazing moral high ground???? These questions and more at 6:00

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Hey fam! We're back from vacation and we aren't the only ones...Vampire Jesus is BACK AGAIN (in our inboxes) because there's plenty more to discuss. Then we read some tarot cards that were EERILY ON-POINT, LIKE TO THE POINT THAT IT WAS FREAKY. We don't discuss a chapter CAUSE WE GOTTA KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES but have no fear, we'll discuss more Midnight Sun next week.

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T’was the night before Saturday, and to what did we find, but three podcasting twihards, perpetually behind. 

Happy holidays, friends!! We may not have gotten a regular episode out, but we DID record a ~*CHRISTMAS*~*BONUS*~*EPISODE*~

Get a little sacrilegious with us as we discuss the most important question of our time . . . WAS JESUS A VAMPIRE???

We won’t be around next week ‘cause these podcasting twihards are gonna be yuling HARD, so see y‘all on the flippity flip of 2020.

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