We did it y’all. We finished New Moon, and we finished this season. Is this an end of an era? ~shrug~ Is this the beginning of a new, better era? ~shruggg~ 

But are we gonna be here for an eternity plus a marriage certificate whether you want us or not? You betcha. 

But also please enjoy our voices in this, the last ep of season 2, because we ARE taking a break before we dive off a cliff into Midnight Sun. I’m sure we mention how long that break is in this episode, but I simply cannot be bothered to check.

Catch y’all on the flippity flip of Eddie’s melancholy abyss. 

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THESE ARE THE BEST CHAPTERS IN THE WHOLE BOOK!!!! They are the culmination of hundreds of pages of angst! There's cozy post-trauma lap sitting, lots of barf-worthy gazing, and the most extra misunderstanding of all time. They DO love each other!!! Who knew?

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Welcome back listeners!!! In this episode we dig deep into the endlessly interesting Volterra architecture, SMeyer's weird obsession with skin, and everyone's favorite psychotic evil vampire overlord: ARO. Basically we took issue with every aspect of this chapter and enjoyed it and ourselves immensely. 

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TWILIGHT PHASE GOES COLLABORATIVE! We're as excited as Carlisle teaching a moral lesson to announce that this is our first ever collab episode! In honor of Midnight Sun, we've joined our fellow Twilight Saga podcasters Remember Twilight? and Gender Forking to share our fave moments, play some games, and laugh. A lot.

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This is it: ITALY. We read and reread and re-reread this chapter. The YEARNING. The CLOCK TOWER. EDWARD. Is Stephenie Meyer...an action writer??

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MIDNIGHT SUN IS HEEEEERRREEEEE!!!! This is our spoiler-filled Midnight Sun reaction episode! 600 PAGES OF EDWARD ANGST, LET'S GO!!!!

Next week we'll be back with more New Moon content, and then we'll go chapter by chapter through Midnight Sun. Read along with us and write in to tell us what you think!

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FAM. MORE BREAKING NEWS. (Who woulda thought we'd have a THIRD breaking news episode of this podcast when we started a year ago?? Def not me.) 

If you follow us on social, you know we just broke some WILD news: There are claims that SMeyer announced at her Booksamillion launch party that there will be MORE Twilight books. (Whhhhatttttttttttt) Cue: Twilight Phase detectives.  We found the news so you don't have to.

This is a super short ep where we break down the detes we know. We'll be back (probably) later this week to give our first breakdown of Midnight Sun.

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Hey team!!! Here we are, picking up where we left off with last week's episode. This week we ask, could someone PLEASE help Jacob be his best self because he is getting on our last nerve. Why does Bella always gaslight HERSELF? Will Edward give in to his DRAMATIC TENDENCIES? and finally... what's that I smell? THAT'S PLOT BABY! TIME TO GO TO ITALY!!!!!!

And after this, we take a break at the height of drama in New Moon to read Midnight Sun! Keep an eye out for our MS overview pod!

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ALERT ALERT!!! MIDNIGHT SUN IS NEARLY UPON US!!! In the meantime, Alice is BACK and she is harsher than expected!! Listen to us discuss why Alice is so mean to Bella, why Jake is so mean to Alice...and why Bella is so mean to HERSELF!

Listeners, we were on a roll with this episode and it turned out to be ten times longer than took Bella to decide she didn't care Edward was a vampire (i.e. two hours). So we broke it up into two episodes! We'll return next week with the rest of this convo, and in real life we'll be reading MIDNIGHT SUN! 🙏

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Bella jumps off the cliff and Maya almost forgets to mention that the cliffhanger (get it) is that the Cullens have returned...but that's for next time! First we learn more from Jacob, and Bella almost drowns (or maybe does drown), which she's...fine with. Have you noticed Bella knows a lot about cars for someone who doesn't like them, that this is a book club, or that we're GREAT editors???

The real MVP is all of you who write in. Let us know your Midnight Sun plans (so soooooooooon):

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