Twilight Phase

Twilight Phase

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Twilight Phase episodes

  • Minisode 5: Bambi, the FanFic Episode

    We're here to talk FANFICTION!! Woo boy do we have plenty to say. Tune in to hear an actual excerpt from Melissa's vampire deer fanfiction from back in the day!! We go in search of which ships are most popular now, and can't wait to tell you what we were reading during our Twilight phases.

    Write in to tell us your OTP, recommend a fic, or complain about how long we answer listener emails at [email protected].

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 22: Honey, I Exploded into a Werewolf!

    HEY, FAM. This week we discuss Chapter 14: Family. Bella meets ~the gang~ and sees her very first anger-induced werewolf transformation. Wowee! She also meets Emily, and boy do we have a lot of thoughts about her (or, shall we say, her description?). Jake ALSO continues to use the endearment "Honey," and we continue to hate it. 

    Will we ever not have strong opinions? Tune in to find out!


    Help us improve the pod! Check out Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

    Write to us! Tell us your thoughts, send in your questions, tell us about your day . . . all at [email protected]

    Follow us online! We're Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram and TwilightPhasePodcast.tumblr.com

    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep 21: What Would Jane Austen Do?

    HOWDY FAM in this episode we dig into werewolf mythology big time. Would you decide to turn into a werewolf if you could? And if you turned into a werewolf for the first time would you even know what's happening? Why does Jacob think he can call Bella "honey" all of a sudden??? Like, where does this guy get off???? ALL THIS AND MORE <3 <3 <3

    Help us improve the pod! Check out Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

    Write to us! Tell us your thoughts, send in your questions, tell us about your day.... all at [email protected]

    Follow us online! We're Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram and TwilightPhasePodcast.tumblr.com

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 20: The Episode from HELL

    We may have had some technical difficulties, but we're still bringing you CONTENT. Don't worry, Melissa worked it out. ANYWAY Bella figures out the WEREWOLF THING but insists on some all-or-nothing thinking, and seems ready to accept Jacob as a murderer since she ~~loves~~ him...she really needs to see Melissa's therapist.

    Tune in for Bella and Jake's Who's on First conversation and Maya not being able to form mental images. 

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    46 min
  • Ep. 19: All Bella Wanted Was Colorado the Whole Time
    We don't believe in much (are narwhals even real?), but we DO believe Jacob is suddenly icky with his bitter eyes and refusal to answer questions. Seems like he believes in vampires, but Bella won't even make him talk about it!!! Even though apparently her most deep down desire was to be a vampire all along...
    Check out our ~revamped theme song~ this episode and compliment it at [email protected]
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    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep. 18: Victoria Has Opposable Thumbs

    Bella finds DUN DUN DUN...the meadow!! Suddenly she's in way more danger than the motorcycle brought. Laurent! Victoria! Giant wolves! And worst of all, Jacob won't call her back.

    Don't miss our new PATREON (https://www.patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast) where you can support us and get bonus eps, awesome stickers, and more..

    Let us know what your favorite Spongebob episode is at [email protected]

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 17: The Sasquatch Files

    Look team, we run the gamut of topics on this episode. From Bella being an "easy bleeder" whatever that means to Bella gaining EMPATHY. Also, why is The Monster assumed to be a giant bear and not bigfoot??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Also Jacob begins to go downhill. RIP. Also, correction to the credits, this is the first episode edited by our very own Melissa! YAY SCHIRM!

    HIT US UP!! [email protected] @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram)  twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com CHECK OUT OUR NEW PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

    1 hr 25 min
  • Ep. 16: Parents Just Don't Understand

    Welcome back!!! These are the forgotten chapters of New Moon, like what even happens through here? Well, Bella meets Jacob's friends, lowkey stalks the Cullen house, and gets weirdly aggressive about Lauren cutting her hair. Oh yeah, and there's a creepy group of hall monitors gone rogue giving Jacob a weird amount of attention... We have some all star letters from listeners in this one AND Melissa's really bad hot take on fridges. 

    Tell us if you agree at:

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Minisode 4: Becoming a Vampire is Like Moving to Colorado

    A Midnight Sun MINISODE!! We're here to finally truly freak out about how Midnight Sun is coming out this year. (!!!) Plus we've got listener messages and hot takes. What are you most excited to read in MS?

    Don't forget: our Midnight Sun giveaway drawing is May 31, 2020. There's still time to enter! Check our socials for deets, or contact us at: [email protected] @twilight_phase (on Twitter and Instagram) twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

    47 min
  • Ep 15: A Gathering of Scoundrels

    In the latest episode of Twilight Phase, we continue our journey into New Moon. While some may consider chapters 4&5 to be the start of a loooonnnggg, ~boring~ section, we take away some new things we didn’t notice the first read around: Bella is badass?? There is no difference between zombies and vampires?? Bella is still a terrible friend??

    TUNE IN and validate our opinions. 

    Also don’t forget: MIDNIGHT SUN GIVEAWAAAAAAY. Check our social for detes on how you can win.

    Contact us at: [email protected]

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    1 hr 14 min

About Twilight Phase

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The Twilight Saga took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase.