As Bella breaks Charlie's heart and returns to Phoenix, we dive into why Charlie is the best (guess whose OTP was Charlie/Esme . . .) and how our opinions of Rosalie have changed since our first reads (duh). And when Alice's super-vampire hearing fails us, Bella herself won't. Girl is noble, but she's smart.

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Y'all, we get to talk VAMPIRE BASEBALL. Is there anything better? Plus, the Cullens have like maybe definitely been in trouble with the FBI before, Billy is desperate to influence this plot and absolutely fails, but no fear, Bella has a PLAN! And every one of you knows this is when things heat up...

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Join us with special guest Kass Morgan, NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author of The 100, which was adapted into The CW's hit TV show of the same name!

Kass shares what it was like to work in the industry (and be a fan) when Twilight first came out, her academic opinion about why vampires remain so popular across the ages, and whether she went to a prom-themed Twilight release party (we all did...right?). Plus, hear how Bella influenced The 100!

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Welcome to Episode 5: We take on some classic controversies. Edward reveals he watches Bella sleep. Is anyone in this world tackling vampire science? Bella wears the infamous khaki-COLORED skirt. And perhaps most importantly . . . Are the Swans a milk family?

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We made it into the forest, y’all. We here. In this ep, we learn a bunch of arbitrary facts about Bella, understand how this directly leads to ~LOVE~, and see exactly how made for each other these two lovebirds are. (Matching outfits!) Also, there’s the sparkle.

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We finally get to THINGS HAPPENING this week as Bella starts to solve the mystery. (SAY IT. OUT LOUD.) We also get to the meat of so much of what SMeyer got wrong--did you know the Quileutes are a real tribe in the PNW? Plus, you can listen in for why 50 Shades of Gray makes so much sense as Twilight fanfiction...

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A Twilight-hater infiltrates our midst in our first ever minisode! Taking a break from our regular recap to be joined by the one and only Talia Seidenfeld. What did she think seeing the Twilight movie for the first time as an adult? What vampire power would she have? Why does she hate these books so flingin flangin much? 

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Oh no! Bella almost gets crushed by Tyler's van! Will Edward be able to save her in time? (Yes.) Will their relationship get a lot more complicated as a result? (Yes.) Will we see the true beginning of Edward's controlling tendencies? (FIRM YES)

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This first episode comes just in time for the 14th anniversary of the publication of Twilight! Get to know Maya, Melissa, and Olivia . . . and let us take you back to your Twilight phase. 

The Twilight series took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase. Join us as we reread, relive, overanalyze, roast and defend, and try to figure out what made the Twilight Saga so powerful that we decided to make a podcast about it fourteen years later. Please don’t let us go into this forest alone. New episodes every week!