Big news!!! We're joined this episode by our AMAZING friend and listener Limi!! She tells us all about how her home country of Germany felt about Twilight, creepy German and Russian fairy tales, and has some very hot (and accurate) takes on our American abstinence only "education." Thank you Limi!! <3

Write in and tell us your Twilight/Muppet/JCoolidge casting at [email protected]

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

We’re BACK back, y’all! For REAL real!!

Vacation is done, Maya has arrived safely back into the city, Olivia has moved boroughs, and Melissa has successfully done absolutely nothing of note.

LET’S GO.

In this first episode of season ~FOUR~ (?? how), we finally get to read the first chapter of Eclipse!

We discuss how completely incapable Charlie is at taking care of himself, how Bella continues to be a terrible friend, and how we actually don’t remember anything that happens in this book.

So excited to be hanging with you all again!!

Write in and tell us if you know how to cook spaghetti at [email protected]

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Hello friends!! We'd say we're back, but we're not! Maya's road trip was extended by some car trouble...some say she's still on the side of the highway to this very day. We'll be back next week to discuss ECLIPSE but in the meantime, enjoy these bloopers! <3 

okay we miss you byeeee!!!

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

We're BACK (briefly, between seasons, hello) for a super special guest minisode with new friends: Lauren and Layla, who have written/imagined/produced/scripted a (not YET actual -- we gotta manifest, y'all) Twilight TV miniseries! We could talk forever to these ladies, and we basically did. (Why do we still call them minisodes? We're fans of continuity, okay?) Catch up with the story over on Lauren's TikTok @classiclaur and then get behind-the-scenes insight, deets about their *chef's kiss* casting, and fun tangents with all of us!

ALSO they've helped remind us that every day is a good day to donate to the Quileute tribe (who have yet to receive any benefits from the Twilight Saga). Head to mthg.org and if you donate $7 or more, email us your confirmation at [email protected] and we'll send you an exclusive Twilight Phase sticker!! (Always available to Patrons at patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast but also you should donate to the Quileutes instead of us).

You know we're on social and you know we don't post: Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Insta, TwilightPhasePodcast on tumblr. Follow Lauren on TikTok instead: @classiclaur

IT'S THE SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!!! 

In this episode we discuss the epilogue! Wherein Edward thinks about breaking up with Bella more than we've thought about ANYTHING in our entire lives. If you want to skip ahead to where we dive into the chapter, that's at 26:00.

We're taking a 3 week break! We'll be back in your earholes on May 22nd, and will be starting Eclipse in June.

Write in and tell us what you're most looking forward to for Eclipse at [email protected]

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

THIS IS THE HOMESTRETCH, FAM. Also, get it? Baseball.

We read the last two chapters of Midnight Sun for this ep, which means the only thing left to this godforsaken book is the ~*~epilogue~*~

This is the penultimate Midnight Sun episode!!

We get into BIOLOGY for this episode (which is different than physics, for those of our listeners who aren’t scientists), but I’ll summarize our main point for you: oceans ain’t that warm.

We say other stuff, obvi, but that one’s probably the most important.

We’re almost there!

Write in and tell us why YOU think Melissa was wronged in this week’s recap grading at [email protected]

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Also, BL still M, y’all.

This is it, folks: THE CLIMAX OF MIDNIGHT SUN. WILL EDWARD KILL BELLA? WILL HE???

Then enjoy Alice's heist-style accident/murder cover-up complete with fashionably oversized watch and stolen donated blood.

Could you tell the difference between tomato juice throw up and blood? Email us at [email protected]

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

We get REAL science-y in this ep. We discuss: the concept of beauty; smelling and tracking underwater; the plural of octopus; the speed of sound vs vampire speed vs plane speed; the durability of vampires' bodies; INFINITY; how a gas becomes a liquid becomes go-go; the logistics of police blockades; what even are emotions...a LOT!

PLEASE write in and tell us how you'd want Jasper to use his power on you at [email protected]. If you come up with something really good we gotta know!!

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

In this episode, Melissa makes the argument that Edward might be interested in someone besides Bella...Olivia solves the mystery of how Alice's visions work (possibly)...and Maya establishes once and for all the best use of vampire super powers. Meanwhile, does Edward seem super RUDE to anyone else??? Liiiiiike who does he think he is???  

Feat. special guest Hillary Duff <3

PLEASE write in and tell us your favorite Hillary Duff song at [email protected].

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

It’s been a rough week, fam. A lot of things suck, but white supremacy continues to suck the most. And while we, the ladies of Twilight Phase, haven’t quite figured out how to dismantle that mudder effer yet, hopefully we can bring some light and distraction. Love you, losers <3

In this ep, we cover inarguably the most boring chapter (I meaaaaaaannnn do we really gotta go through how old Carlisle is again?), BUT we also finally get to . . . ~*B A S E B A L L*~

This is the stuff right before tHE STUFF. Things are about to get wild, y’all. And ~~surprise~~ we have ~~thoughts~~

Do you wanna be 2000s girl besties with Melissa? Us too! Emails us about your black Steve Madden platform sandals (or the knockoffs you bought at Payless) at [email protected].

Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast

Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram

Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com