Twilight Phase

HELLO this is a fake episode to tell you there is no episode this week. Sorry, fam! But you're welcome for popping into your earbuds to say hi and tell you the plan. We want to make sure we do the content in this next chapter justice.

We'll be back next week (AndIfYouDon'tLikeItYouCanBiteMe), thanks, y'all!!

All of this is still true in the meantime:

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We made it through the storm (hope y’all are safe, fam!) and are here to FIGHT about:

…But we do agree that Edward has made a 180 and is honestly super sweet in this chapter *heart eyes*

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Hey fam! In this episode, we discuss chapter 9 of Eclipse, and let me tell you . . . Charlie is the WORST. Jacob is also the worst, but at least he apologizes for it. Edward is . . . not awful?? Bella also has another stalker, so things are just gettin real wild.

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*Content Warning*

In this episode we talk about chapter 7 of Eclipse, which goes into Rosalie’s past. In case you are new to the book, or don’t remember, this means we do discuss (as gently as possible) sexual assault/rape. Please feel free to skip if you need to do so!

But we ALSO talk about how beautiful Rosalie is, how RIGHT the three of us are about Twilight current events, how beautiful Rosalie is, how adoption is ALWAYS AN OPTION, and how beautiful Rosalie is. 

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Hello, LISTENERS!! Y'all came through with your letters this week and blew this shindig wiiiide open. Also, Edward displays his biggest red flags of all, Billy and Charlie come fully into their destinies to be old gossips, and Alice (despite being psychic) really fails to read the room. Also, speaking of red flags, Edward threatens to murder Bella's friends, YIKES! 

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Hello, listeners! In this episode we discuss the very important philosophical question--could venom have sperm in it? Would it make more or less sense than the information Stephenie has already given us? And we learn about IMPRINTING--romantic or no? Plus...what even is a Virgo? No, really. Please tell us.

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FOLKS, our Eclipse adventure continues and we still aren't sure about these treaty deets, but we do know Jake and Bella's friendship is pretty heckin' cute...when Jake isn't accusing Bella of being a gold-digger, that is. For mortal enemies, vampires and wolves sure do know a whole lot of nothing about each other.

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LOL WHOOPS, didn’t post this episode yesterday (Saturday) for no good reason other than all three of us literally just FORGOT.

But never late than better as we always say! And in this episode we discuss chapter three of Eclipse. Guess what, fam. The gaslighting continues.

This chapter really makes us ponder the important things: Is a gaslighter a worse gaslighter if he KNOWS he’s gaslighting? Or do we prefer our gaslighters to be ignorant of their gaslighting ways? SMeyer asks the tough questions!!

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We're back with some BREAKING NEWS! We're finally getting new Twilight covers! Also, Bella gets majorly gaslit and Edward engages in some extremely bad behavior. 

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