Twilight Phase

Welcome back, listeners! In this episode Bella is the LEAST excited anyone has ever been to throw a cool high school party, for some reason all these smarty farty vampires don't make the OBVIOUS Victoria connection, and Jacob is a big ol' baby manipulator and we have words for him. Plus...the iconic bracelet appears on the scene. 

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We're BACK BABY and ready to drag Bella for fiiiiiiinally putting two and two together on some major plot points. Even if her graduation is a little lackluster, we have some, like, smart literary analysis about mysteries to share with you. And don't miss the revenge of the khaki skirt!

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Hi, fam! I wish we could say we’re back, but we’re not. Apologies for the (mostly) unplanned for hiatus, but life is WILD: Melissa has COVID!

So while we have not been able to record an actual episode this week, we did have a quick check-in with each other to say hi. Hi!! 

We will be back soon, promise. LOVE Y’ALL. 

FOLKS, queue up that good good blue tint, put us on your speakers, hit play when we say so...and watch Twilight with us! The Twilight Phase movie commentary you never asked for is finally here <3

Happy Halloween! We're on break next week, but will be back to our Eclipse reread in no time.

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UGH this is the stupid chapter where stupid Jacob kisses Bella even though she makes her feelings PERFECTLY clear, and Edward is the only person who cares about her feelings. At least Bella punches Jacob's stupid smile off his stupid face.

Maybe it's all uphill from here???

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Hi friends! Welcome to our latest guest episode!

Our good friend Chance weighs in on some important questions, all based on her own life experience, like:

Are the Cullens a cult?

What would have to change for Jacob, Edward, and Bella to be in a poly relationship together?

. . . and just how much therapy would that take?

Join us for some can’t-miss stories!

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Hello, listeners! It is time to dive into the dark, uncomfy, unnecessary world of Jasper's backstory. We have BEEF WITH THAT MAN!!! We learn about the vampire wars and discuss the interesting conclusion that things...are different...in different places. 

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Hello friends!! Lo, we have returned! In this episode, we discuss the blatant racism inherent in Smeyer's depiction of our wolfy friends and making up false origin stories about the Quileute Tribe. Also we get deep into a debate over whether or not vampires can be injured. 

Here's a few places to start your own research about the Quileute Tribe and their legends: 

https://quileutenation.org/history/

https://www.burkemuseum.org/static/truth_vs_twilight/quileutes.html 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmfbQRclFf8 

It's always a good day to donate to the Quileute Tribe: https://mthg.org

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