Twilight Phase

By Twilight Phase Podcast

The Twilight Saga took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase.

Join us as we reread, relive, overanalyze... more

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How many episodes does Twilight Phase have?

The podcast currently has 179 episodes available.

Twilight Phase episodes:

March 12, 2022 Ep. 88: The Chapter Where Jacob Says the Title
Eclipse is still not done, and there is still more for Jacob to be annoying about!!
In this ep, Bella continues to pick Edward, and we continue to hear about how Bella doesn’t know what she wants. Jake also finally admits to being a MANIPULATOR!! And it’s is sweet, sweet vindication. For like, two seconds.
HOW is this book not done yet.
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1h 5min
March 05, 2022Ep. 87: The Short Second Life of a Convenient Plot Point
Well fam, apparently there are still a few more chapters to Eclipse left. To what end? Very unclear to us. But here are some highlights of discussion from this chapter:
The Volturi is the IRS but with murder

Vampire bodies still make no sense??? Do they have organs??

Melissa pulls a Bella and thinks everything’s about sex (even tho it’s also not NOT about sex…)

We have conclusive evidence that even Carlisle hates Jasper
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52min
February 26, 2022 Ep. 86: Gay Twilight AU (A Guest Thesis)
YOOOO IT'S A GUEST EPISODE! Thanks so much to our pal Olivia Neal for joining us! Olivia is a Twilight ~scholar~ who makes an impenetrable argument about why Twilight should have been gay. And you know WHAT??? She's right, Edward should be with Jacob, Bella should be with Alice, and Jasper and Rigatoni should. not. exist.
love u guys <3
You can find Olivia on insta @olivialeighneal
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56min
February 19, 2022 Ep. 85: Galaxy Brain Edward
The SECOND climax of this book is upon us, listeners, and we find out that it was VICTORIA all along !!! Whatttt????
Also, Bella does NOT care that everyone is about to die—she still wants Edward’s sweet, sweet ~eggplant emoji~ REAL bad.
Also also, I guess there’s like some fighting and stuff idk
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1h
February 05, 2022 Ep. 84: Eau de Self Reflection
TW: sexual assault
Jacob is TRULY HEINOUS. That is all you need to know. Email us at [email protected].
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57min
January 29, 2022 Ep. 83: It Was All a Dream
This is it. The moment has arrived. We have reached the point of Eclipse, its spiritual zenith. THE TENT.
Does it live up to being the only chapter Melissa and Olivia remember existing? Do Edward and Jacob murder each other and/or kiss?? Guess you gotta listen to find out.
Pease submit fanfic of Jacob and Bella marrying, Jacob imprinting on someone else at 42, them getting divorced, and Edward emerging from the shadows (AU only, pls) at [email protected].
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56min
January 23, 2022 Ep 82: It's All SMeyer's Fault
LISTEN UP LISTEN-NERDS
we love you guys <3
In this episode Bella continues to hate being engaged, Alice is suuuupes mean, Edward has a shiny new superpower and Jake is fully the worst he's ever been and we hate him. <3
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1h 2min
January 15, 2022 Ep. 81: The Rules of Engagement
“so like how much seggsy talk am I allowed to do in this copy?” -Melissa
“make it x-rated” -Maya
This is it, fam. Bella is HOT and BOTHERED and has decided to go for Edward’s cold, cold eggplant emoji. Is this everything we’ve been waiting for? Definitely. And also, absolutely not.
We discuss the most important of all questions: Is death worth the D?
Maybe?? If you’re married first? And have purged yourself of all sin?
Surprise, we have a number of opinions.
Email us about your dream proposal (if ya got one) and whether you think Bella's ring is ugly at [email protected].
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1h 9min
January 08, 2022 Ep. 80: There's a Jess and a Bella Inside All of Us
HAPPY NEW YEAR LISTENERS!! New year, same shenanigans. In this episode of Twilight Phase we keep it real with you all with more conversations about bones and vampire sperm. Plus, we follow along as Alice makes her Oscar bid, Edward gets a little squirrely about Jacob's gift, and the newborn showdown approaches.
Write in and tell us if you think vampire sperm would kill a plant at [email protected].
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57min
December 18, 2021 Ep. 79: Dog Bear Wolf
There's a rumble in the woods, listeners! Detective Bella casually solves the case of the vampire army in her 24th hour of not sleeping and as a reward is licked chin to hairline by a giant moronic wolf. Jacob and Edward come up with a plan for what to do with Bella during the fight...and it's not the best ever but it's what they're rolling with. All in all this chapter is a grand ol' time so thank you for joining us!
We're taking a holiday break and will be back with our next episode on January 8th!
Write in and tell us what you'd do with a giant wolf at [email protected]
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55min

FAQs about Twilight Phase:

How many episodes does Twilight Phase have?

The podcast currently has 179 episodes available.