Twilight Phase

Hey, fam! On this week's episode, we continue to marvel at how the plot is finally coming together, with only 30% of the book left.

Quick head's up-- Bella still isn't psychic, Alice's visions still don't make any sense, the Volturi are back like they never left, and we are still bamboozled by all of this. So it's ALMOST like the first 70% of Breaking Dawn didn't even happen.

Almost.

(also lol we are probs not gonna be back until ~4/8 'cause we got other places to be, kinda like Alice at the end of this chapter. SEE YA)

Listeners! Tell us, how many houses have YOU demolished through seggs? Is it more or less than the number of 23 year old grandpas you know? What about the number of arm wrestling competitions you could win against Emmett? This chapter is a weird, fun hodgepodge and we're grateful to have you here with us!

(Btw Maya is actively gallivanting around Europe so we'll be back in two weeks!)

EDIT 2/26: reuploaded to fix some audio issues at ~1 hour. Thanks, fam!!

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Jacob continues to Jacob by making momentous decisions without consulting anyone else, obvs, and to our frustration it just keeps working out for him!!!! Bella almost jumps Edward's bones right there in front of god and everybody. 

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Y’all, is there even a PLOT to this book currently?? Why are we still HERE. This chapter is just a smorgasbord of minute information that takes us nowhere. We’ll let you know when the conflict enters the room (it hasn’t yet).

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Happy new year, listeners! In this episode we delve into some deep questions. Such as Jacob claims he needs to be with Renesmee. . . why doesn’t Jacob neeeeeed to be with Edward? Also why is Renesmee so creepy? Why didn't the movie just cast a baby? And most importantly, WHY HAS THE LIZARD THEORY NOT BEEN LOOKED INTO BEFORE THIS? 

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WE'RE BAAAACK! And we come bearing glad tidings: our girl Bella is perfectly perfect at being a vampire. Her first hunt is like Vampire Finals and she's ruining the curve. Also she thinks her vampire power is just loving Edward sooooooo much which is embarrassing but okay girl do you. We missed you guys! Thanks for going into the forest with us. <3

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Bella can literally see everything, including how excited we are to finally be done with Jacob's chapters. Our girl's a vampire now!!! 

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Bella describes her pain for approximately twenty pages and it's STILL better than all of Jacob's chapters!! Our beloved heroine is back and she's about to be reborn, baby! *cue that dramatic shot from the movies where Bella's eyes pop open and they're blood red*

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