Twilight Phase

Twilight Phase

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Twilight Phase episodes

  • Ep. 107: #MyLifeIsTwilight

    Hello listeners!!! All you need to know about this episode is that Melissa makes MULTIPLE CAN'T-MISS SHOCKING REVELATIONS and then a lot of stuff that doesn't really make sense happens. <3 <3 <3 Oh and Bella goes Trevi, if you know what we're saying. (She's...a fountain.) 

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Ep. 106: Baby Talk

    Here it is...the moment you've all been waiting for...the birth of...the name Ruh-nez-may!! (That spelling is canon, look it up.) Plus Leah ALMOST becomes a complex character, and there's a genuinely touching moment involving Ramparts, can you believe?

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    58 min
  • Ep. 104: On the Fritz

    Get in, losers, we’re going shopping at the Forks Goodwill. Jacob is weirded out by generosity, hospitality, and anyone being remotely nice to him but WE KNOW HOW TO ACCEPT WHAT WE DESERVE. Check out Melissa’s favorite affirmations here.

    And listen in for Alice finally getting screen time!!!

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    1 hr
  • Ep. 103: Breaking Blah

    Hello! We are back with yet another wild chapter of Breaking Dawn, but also like nothing happens?? 

    Bella drinks blood (which we really think should have been a much bigger deal than it was), and Jacob talks to Jared about some dumb pack stuff (like how everyone is acting like Jake‘s pack has run away to Antarctica and not a mile north) and that's literally alllll that happens. 

    But also it’s fine because we know The Most is going to happen soon. 

    Thanks for staying with us!!

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    53 min
  • Ep. 102: Jacob Still Is Not Pleased

    Hey Twilight Fam! Breaking Dawn continues to be the wildest ride that we only kinda signed up for, and we haven’t even gotten to the wildest part.

    Leah joins the pack and Jacob isn't pleased. Bella is getting worse and Jacob isn't pleased. But also Jacob is the ONLY PERSON who thinks a vampire fetus may need vampire food, so I guess we’re glad he’s around. Even though homeboy just will not be pleased. 

    Things are about to get KOOKY!

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 101: This Sucks Rocks

    Jacob throws off the shackles of the alpha to claim his birthright, or whatever, and a second pack is born. Speaking of births, we are all dreading the childbirth chapter, but don't worry, this isn't it. We do learn a little too much about clinical death and plasma though UGH. Come for the literary analysis, stay for the mediocre science.

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    Edit: re-uploaded 9/5 to fix some audio issues, sorry, fam!

    55 min
  • THE ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE

    IT'S OUR ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! We bet you never thought we'd make it this far. Well, we didn't either! In this episode we debate the important questions...would Bella lay Rumpelstiltskin like an egg? 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 99: Kristen Stewart's Pointy Cheek Face

    Y'all, this chapter is absolutely WILD, please join us. Is this a fanfic introducing a storyline where Edward, Bella, and Jacob become a throuple? NO? Are you sure??

    Jacob lies eyes upon emaciated pregnant Bella, and does not imprint on Resurrection. Please submit your 5,000 word essays on the literary, real-world, and biological implications of this fact to [email protected].

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    58 min

About Twilight Phase

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The Twilight Saga took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase.