Twilight Phase

Twilight Phase

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Twilight Phase episodes

  • Ep. 156: My Butt Is Stronger Than Ever Before

    We pop in to discuss the Twilight outtakes from Auntie Steph's website (prom! extra Alice!) and remind you we'll be back in the new year to read Bride by Ali Hazelwood together, so grab your copy soon! Love ya!

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    53 min
  • Broken News: Midnight Sun Animated Series!

    Twilight family!! Twihards and Twinards, alike! We interrupt your extremely regular day to bring you long-broken Twilight news!

    We’re still on our break (sry, back soon), but you KNOW we had Thoughts and Feelings about that animated show announcement.

    And remember: as long as there be Twilight-related news and updates, there be . . . ~Twilight Phase~~~~

    LOVE Y’ALL!


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    28 min
  • Ep. 155: Waltzing to Hollaback Girl (Final Episode!!)

    Fam!! We made it!! Here we are at the Epilogue of Twilight (for the second time) and the end of a saga! It's prom night once again, which means Bella's emotional and so are we.

    Don't worry, this isn't the last you'll hear from from us (obvs! can't get rid of us that easily). Stay tuned for more reviews, more roasts, and more nostalgia.

    Luv ya forever,

    The Twilight Phase coven


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    1 hr 16 min
  • Ep. 154: SHRAMPS

    Welcome to chapter 24: An Impasse aka the Official Roast of Melissa. We discuss breaking news from 2016 about Jacksonville, Edward's wet blanket-ness, and how nobody cares about Charlie, we guess!

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    59 min
  • Ep. 153: Hark, It's Edward! (Carlisle Is Also There)

    In this episode we review Twilight chapter 23: the Angel! But of course, first we have to do a live pickle unboxing, we play guess the word count, and we also ask ourselves the big question: does Bella have a character arc?

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    Alternative titles we liked but didn't choose--which is your favorite?

    What Are You Looking At, Ice Spice???

    Out Here Looking Like Ice Spice

    Pickle ASMR

    Burned Out on Ranch Dressing

    Taylor Lautner, This One's for You

    We Have Roast Beef with Jacob Black

    Mor👏tal 👏 Dan👏ger👏

    Only YOU Can Prevent Vampirism

    Crisis Averted

    Edward's Climax

    Please, Stephenie, Can We Have More Crumbs?

    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep. 152: Being Uggo Is My Superpower

    The title we almost picked: Bella Would Die For You

    In this episode, we recount Bella's daring escape, and dare we say it...we owe Stephenie Meyer an apology. Because Alice's visions do kind of make sense in this chapter. Who knew!! We also talk about how sometimes, being ugly is a gift. <3 Not that you listeners would know, because you're all CUTIES!

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    53 min
  • Ep. 151: Twilight DEBUNKED!!!!
    Welcome back, listeners! In this episode, Bella gets a Very Important Phone Call from her mom…or is it? DUN DUN DUN!
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    1 hr
  • Ep. 150: Babe, Pig in the Desert

    Welcome back, listeners! It's chapter 20, IMPATIENCE, and we are impatient for this chapter to end. You're in a hotel room, we get it! This episode also comes with a huge SHOCK REVEAL from Olivia (gasp!)

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    1 hr
  • Ep. 149: The Logistical Problems of Being an Immortal Person

    We’re in the home stretch, fam!! (Baseball!!) Chapter 16 is a doozy: Charlie gets eviscerated for NO GOOD REASON, Bella earns that Oscar (and Charlie’s tears), and she and Edward kiss right in front of EVERYBODY.

    It’s getting juicy!

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    59 min
  • Ep. 148: Anyway, Read Holes

    The plan is apparently "maybe these aggressive vampires just won't smell Bella"???? Good thing our girl has some smart ideas, not to mention narrative agency!


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    56 min

About Twilight Phase

From the publisher's feed

The Twilight Saga took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase.