What's up listeners!! Happy New Year!! In this episode, we revisit a TRULY ICONIC chapter. Get ready to be transported with us as we discuss that good good 2000s teen media, the transcendent high of riding in your crush's car, and THREE THINGS ABOUT WHICH BELLA IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE.

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It's Port Angeles!!! Is it the best chapter ever put to paper?? We're dazzled, y'all.

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Come for Bella DECIDING, NO MATTER WHAT (*judgmental side-eye*) that she's in TOO DEEP (somehow, already). Stay for our impromptu birthday roast of Melissa (luv youuuuu).

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Pigeon > Turkey

Gray eyes = love interest

Jacob + Bella + 5 minutes = broken treaty

Gossip = friendship

And that's that on that.

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It's time for BLOOD TYPING IN BIOLOGY which is probs the best chapter in this book (until we get to the next chapter and that other one, but then there's also Port Angeles...). Did you ever notice how hilariously bad Edward is at keeping this secret??

We're having a great time and you should def come along with us.

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Bella and Edward have electrifying, mysterious, buck wild chemistry as they talk about nothing. Incredible. Amazing. All the boys are obsessed with Bella...but we're obsessed with this book.

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Bella almost gets hit by van, and life is beautiful. Remember

Two questions: Have we identified Stephenie’s greatest skill? And if you had a near-death experience in high school, would you have been a Bella or a Melissa?

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Hello listeners! In this episode we reread chapter two of Twilight! Bella, Edward, and Charlie both exhibit red flags, we ask ourselves hard questions (are we annoying?), and THE LOVE STORY BEGINS! Don’t look now listeners, Edward Cullen is staring at you…

We're kicking back with YOUR listener emails and wrapping up season five (!!!)

Why aren't the Cullens tryna lick dandelions? Whatever happened with Maya's game of Survivor? What're our fave YA love triangles? What music are the Cullens listening to? Plus some book recs and theories from your fellow listeners!

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