Twilight Phase

Twilight Phase

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Twilight Phase episodes

  • Ep. 147: "I Just Got Jawkissed In Front of My Dad's Best Friend"

    We missed you, listeners!! What's that we smell? Cinnamon? Edward's weird vampire breath? Nay!! It's plot, at last! In this chapter we discuss Billy's very reasonable attempt to warn Charlie, Edward's sexboozlization of Bella, and an important piece of vampire lore that everyone definitely agrees is true: vampires love baseball.


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    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep. 146: Is It Ha Ha Ha or He He He?

    We're back again, fam! And this week we're discussing Chapter 16: Carlisle—inarguably the most boring chapter of the whole book. But by golly if we don't do our darndest to make it positively pleasant!

    Hold on tight, spider monkeys—we're one chapter away from PLOT.


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    1 hr
  • Ep. 145: "Dad, This Is My Lover"

    Hello listeners!! DISCLAIMER: Melissa's audio was ~*~phucked~*~ this entire ep but that's okay because in this ep we dive deep into the omegaverse (google with caution), Edward and Bella's soulmate-level relationship, and the Brady Bunch, OF COURSE.

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      1 hr 4 min
    • Ep. 144: BANG BANG

      Hello, nerds! You guessed it—we're back to talk about Twilight. MORE SPECIFICALLY, Chapter 14.

      Here's just a ~~smattering of what we discuss in this episode:

      • lasagna and milk (pros/cons of)
      • Edward as an unrepentant stalker (which makes it so chill)
      • lots of touching (BANG BANG!)
      • having a boy in your room (when you're both aware and NOT aware)
      • general canoodling (as it differs from touching)
      • Edward's sexuality (BANG BANG?)

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        1 hr 9 min
      • Ep 142: Dying Isn't the Only Option

        You know it, we know it, Edward knows it--in this chapter, Bella suffers from some MAJOR black and white thinking! We also discuss the importance of allowing your characters to have agency--and even better, FOXES.


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        1 hr 8 min
      • The Best Episode We Didn't Record

        Well, y'all...this week we showed up, made (two-thirds of) an episode...and never hit the little red button. A first! So instead, here is 8 minutes of us apologizing, laughing slightly maniacally, and explaining that we'll be back in mid-February with the episode we tried to make this week. Love ya!

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        9 min
      • Ep. 141: That Good, Good Yearning

        GUYS EDWARD SAYS THE TITLE. TWILIGHT. THE SAFEST TIME OF DAY FOR US. (Plus he like asks a zillion questions or whatever.)


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        We love youuuuuuu.

        1 hr 7 min
      • Ep. 140: The Crush Olympics

        Welcome to chapter 10 of Twilight: INTERROGATIONS. And there's a LOT that we interrogate in this chapter--we continue our deep dive on Bella's deficiencies as a friend, discuss B + E's agreement to SAY that they're secretly dating, and go back and forth on who likes who more. (When obviously, WE love YOU most.)

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        58 min
      • Ep. 139: Say It, Out Loud

        What's up listeners!! Happy New Year!! In this episode, we revisit a TRULY ICONIC chapter. Get ready to be transported with us as we discuss that good good 2000s teen media, the transcendent high of riding in your crush's car, and THREE THINGS ABOUT WHICH BELLA IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE.

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        1 hr 6 min

      About Twilight Phase

      From the publisher's feed

      The Twilight Saga took over the world—briefly. Whether you thought it was the bomb dot com or . . . well . . . not that, admit it: You had a Twilight phase.