Twisted Teachers

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  • Hobbits, Wooden Spoons, and Car Sex

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    Jen and Kim take a break from the week to play movie line trivia, discuss the WTFs for the week, and talk about unpopular opinions. Take a break and have a laugh.

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    29 min
  • Teacher Burnout

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    Our Twisted Teachers talk about their weekends. Kim got some tatts and Jen was able to go to Delaware to see her son play LAX. What is LAX? Where is Cupertino? Why is auto correct f**ked? We digress...
    Jen and Kim talk about current issues-Brad Pitt and "his" champagne, fake promises to eliminate standardized testing, and the teacher burnout. WHAT NOT TO DO....
    Bluebearding is a thing...and shouldn't be.

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     Cult of Pedagogy-Teachers are Barely Hanging ON
    Warning SIgns of Teacher Burnout
    Brad Pitt's Rosé Winery Releases Second Version of Its Champagne
    Bluebeard Summary
    Virginia Lets Teachers Leave Early to Combat Teacher Stress
    Warning Signs of Teacher Burnout



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    56 min
  • Toxic Positivity

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    Jen updates us on how her mom is doing, and her very long days right now. They discuss how Hooters costumes and lap dances aren't good themes for the homecoming pep rally. Stay tuned for new and original ideas for Red Ribbon week themes. They talk about a topic sent in by a listener-Toxic Positivity. Then you will find out the real story of Hansel and Gretyl, and how one of the Grimm brothers had a penchant for hot caramel on his nipples.

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    • Kentucky high school staff members got lap dances from students, photos appear to show
    • Brene Brown-Empathy vs Sympathy
    • Toxic Positivity
    • Who are the Dukes of Hazzard?


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    48 min
  • Things Teachers Should Never Say Out Loud to Parents...

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    Jen and Kim catch up in this episode that is like a street that has no name. Jen updates us on her mom's recovery, and how she managed to flirt with the firemen (Jen's mom-not Jen).  Kim retells a bed bug story that will have you checking your sheets.  Kim chaperoned homecoming and once again was a witness to bad body surfing and embarrassing attempts at moshing.
    They review some things you really want to say to parents, but shouldn't if you want to keep your job.
    Jen entertains us with a unique version of, Little Red Riding Hood. They also give PSA regarding how we should regard creatures from beyond..formerly known as aliens.

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    Till Death
    Little Red Riding Hood Summary
    Demi Lovato thinks the term 'aliens' is 'derogatory' to extraterrestrials

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    51 min
  • Gnome Porn

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    This one goes off the rails. What type of porn do clowns, mimes, ventriloquist dummies, and gnomes like to watch? Then Kim and Jen role play 'that teacher' in the admin's office. 

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    19 min
  • Sea Foam, Butt Implants, and What not to Say to Students.

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    This is our 25th episode!
    Our Twisted Lit segment is brought to by Kim and Jen's daughters, Brooke and Violet. Violet tells the real story of The Little Mermaid. We wonder: Does it hurt turning into sea foam? Is it better to be a really good dancer but when you dance there are searing pains in your legs, or would you rather just keep your fin?
    Brooke shared her not-so-fond memories of The Lord of the Flies, and she teaches us to choose our leaders wisely, otherwise they may murder us.  Kim and Jen talk about Madonna and her alleged butt implants.  They just want to know the truth. Then they delve into what not to say to students, and how to use the Fu** with intention.
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    The Little Mermaid Summary
    Lord of the Flies Sparknotes
    FANS THINK MADONNA HAS BUTT IMPLANTS AS 2021 VMA CAMEO DROPS JAWS

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    46 min
  • Twisted Snippet-Gifted Mimes

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    Jen and Kim take a break with a little chat about everything and nothing. Think of this as the Seinfeld version of our podcast. They also do a little role play in this one-GIFTED CONFERENCE. It might sound familiar...

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    21 min
  • Fire in the Arteries, Cannibalism, and Apple Peelers

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    Kim survives a harrowing experience of almost being run over by a parent. They discuss how some parents are upset with teachers for not passing out bday invites to a few kids instead of the entire class. One parent says, "This isn't a soup kitchen." WTF?
    Then they delve into how shadow puppet artistry and knitting socks arent exactly indicators of giftedness. Jen takes us down the twisted rabbit hole of The Juniper Tree in Twisted Lit. We learn that hot flashes going uncared for could lead to some very bad choices, including but not limited to, decapitation, severing limbs, and cannibalism.

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    A teacher's Take: Is it Inappropriate to Hand out Bday Invitation in Class?
    Mensa-Where Brilliance Belongs....
    The Juniper Tree

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    42 min
  • Rats Galore, Loose Skin, and Choking on a Nut

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    Kim and Jen discuss why you should check the school for opening before there is a rat infestation. They discuss team dynamics and how to deal with uncomfortable meeting situations. In Twisted Lit, Kim discusses why pinning back loose skin isn't the best option to recapture your youth, especially when the king throws you out of the window and your skin gets caught in the branches of a tree. Jen tells us how the Velveteen Rabbit changed her life, and how she wishes that her teenaged son would carry his stuffed dog with him as he did when he was four. They discuss why elves should never be left alone with wine and the keys to the mini-van.
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    Southern California teachers return to school to find rat-infested classrooms
    The Flayed Old Woman
    The Velveteen Rabbit Summary
    The Death of the Little Hen



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    1 hr 13 min
  • Twisted Teacher and Night Classy For their First Collab!

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    Kim, Jen, Kat, and Hayley talk about old people having babies, Viking overload, Devious Licks vs Angelic Yields, and what brought the Night Classy ladies into education. Twisted Lit delves into why Penta chopped off her hands, sentient sausages plotting to eat each other, and Amelia Bedelia shaming.
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    • The 7 Most Ridiculous Things as Done by Amelia Bedelia
    • The 6 Creepiest Fairy Tales
    • FLowers in the Attic Lifetime Series
    • Banned Books Week
    • Brigitte Nielsen pregnant at 54



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    58 min

About Twisted Teachers

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What would you do if you weren't afraid? Jen and Kim are long-time friends who started the podcast from the perspective of two teachers and their experiences in education. The podcast has evolved…