Twisted Teachers

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  • Twisted Teacher and the Awful, Shi**y, No Good, Fu**ing, Ridiculous Day!

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    This one's a doozy!! Jen gives her an incredibly, funny, very good,  twisted take on a famous children's book. Kim drags us all through the circles of hell where she and Jen find some uncanny similarities to the levels of hell at work.  They continue their tales of projects gone wrong with glue gun safety issues, Blooms Ball busts, smelly recyclables, and card box towns painted with eight gallons of tempura paint taking over their classrooms.
    Also, Jen celebrated her *9th birthday and will soon be in the same age box as Kim.
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    • Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Summary
    • Dante's Inferno Summary
    • Stars — They’re Just Like Us!
    • Madonna's Daughter Lourdes Leon Flaunts Armpit Hair in Edgy New Marc Jacobs Campaign
    • Las Vegas Substitute Teacher Accused of Taping Mask to Student's Face, Leaving Boy's Mom 'Furious'

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    51 min
  • Tain't No Class for That!

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    Jen and Kim talk about Kutcher's stance on the whole 'bathing debacle'. They discuss the basic anatomy of the nether regions.  Kim goes off on TikTok and Devious Licks.  They explore jumper issues and why the GPS voice lady is out to get us They delve into when teachers tattle and project- based learning gone wrong. Twisted Lit leaves us wondering why we can still purchase chastity belts on Amazon, and how the hell our parents let us read Flowers in the Attic?

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    Are celebrities bathing their kids enough? Experts shower us with advice,
    X-Rated Pumpkin Rhyme
    Ben Affleck Has No Idea Why He Lied About His Massive Back Tattoo Either
    Origin of Rub-A-Dub-Dub Nursery Rhyme
    Flowers in the Attic Summary




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    1 hr 7 min
  • If the Goblin Ice Babies Won't Sit Criss-Cross Applesause, One Must Grobbelsquirt Them.

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    What a week! Jen has a work dilemma, Kim talks about the laminating caper and a crazy Utah teacher.  Jen's husband finds her hiding in her car, watching TIK TOK videos. Kim is moving and keeping the wine business afloat. Twisted Lit brings us goblin ice babies, a sweet wife bludgeoning her husband with a leg of lamb, and many coined words thanks to Roald Dahl. Go ahead and whiffswiddle your way to your favorite podcast app, and become beffsquiggled by our episode!

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    Lamb to The Slaughter Summary
    Roald Dahl Fun Facts
    Roald Dahl: The Best Gobblefunk Dictionary
    Outside Over There Summary
    Utah Teacher Gone Wild
    8th Graders Lead Effort to Pardon Wrongly Convicted Witch
    A sixth-grade history project exonerated the captain of the USS Indianapolis


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    1 hr
  • Buried Alive and Whittling Nibs

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    Kim and Jen discuss everything from whittling nibs, Mathew McConaughey not wearing deodorant, being buried alive, bad dates, and how to get out of toxic conversations.

    Rules for Teachers 1872
    The Premature Burial-POE
    The Giving Tree Summary
    Topher Fixed It

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    52 min
  • Mommies who Stalk, Recess Hell, and Dismissal Don'ts

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    Jen and Kim discuss retirement options and how you shouldn't joke with the retirement system employees. They decide to make a new class for education degrees: recess, dismissal, morning routines, and teacher duties. Kim delves into why a lottery isn't always a good thing,  and Jen lets us know that she LOVES US FOREVER in Twisted Lit.

    Teachers' Mental Health Has Suffered During the Pandemic
    Lottery Sparknotes
    I Love You Forever

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    44 min
  • Kissing Arse, a Hot Poker, and a Sexy Beast

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    Kim talks about geriatric body-surfing at the KoRn concert. Jen discusses how she secretly obtained her class list before everyone else.  In Twisted Lit, Jen tells the harrowing tale of Jack and Jill, and Kim takes a trip to Canterbury where we learn the literal meaning of kissing ass.

    Canterbury Tales Source
    Jack and Jill
    Sexy Beasts

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    34 min
  • The Little F**cker and Pinocchio Have to Move their Clips to Red.

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    Jen finds a little F**cker fishing in her backyard. They discuss the murderous tendencies of Mary Mary quite contrary and Pinocchio. They wonder...what would happen if teachers had a clip up/down system? Who would be on red first? Kim or Jen?

    https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/Nursery-Rhymes/#:~:text=The%20tragic%20Mary%20Queen%20of,Mary%2C%20Mary%20quite%20contrary%E2%80%9D.&text=Mary%20was%20a%20devout%20Catholic,'Mary%20Mary%20quite%20contrary'.
    http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/03/original-story-pinocchio-killed-jiminy-cricket-got-feet-burnt-hanged-assassins/
    https://www.parents.com/kids/education/kindergarten/why-classroom-clip-charts-do-more-harm-than-good/

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    37 min
  • The Educator who Left Education to Travel the Country

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    Jen and Kim discuss podcast reviews. Kim interviews her former AP, Jennifer Bailey, about her decision to leave education to travel the world.  We aren't envious..it's fine, really, everything is fine...

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    31 min
  • Tit for Tat for New Teachers and Sperm Squid Sacs

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    Jen and Kim retell a spermy squid tale they heard on Night Classy that will make you rethink what to swallow. They give new teachers a few tips, and they delve into some Twisted Irish Lit.  Just know that you will have a new understanding of Tit for Tat and appreciate the nuances of dirty limericks. 

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    49 min
  • Who NOT to Piss off, and Why You Should Never Send a Sausage to do a Bird's Work

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    Jen and Kim discuss FAFSA hell, and who you shouldn't piss off at the school.  In TWISTED LIT, they take a deep dive into, The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage. They talk about why you shouldn't name your dog SEAMAN and review some adorable picture books.

    http://www.authorama.com/grimms-fairy-tales-20.html
    https://www.amazon.com/Hookers-Blow-Christmas-Munty-Pepin/dp/1777225124
    https://www.amazon.com/Where-Willy-Went-Story-Little/dp/0099456486/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=where+willy+went&qid=1626719055&s=books&sr=1-1



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    34 min

About Twisted Teachers

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What would you do if you weren't afraid? Jen and Kim are long-time friends who started the podcast from the perspective of two teachers and their experiences in education. The podcast has evolved…