Two men go to verbal war over a giant bird puppet. Big Bird has undoubtedly been a part of most everyone's childhood, but what are the bird's words on Twitter worth? We also talk about some gender hang ups that we have and how bitter we are over Easy Bake Ovens.

With the miracle in Dixie taking place, we're taking this chance to say THANKYOUBASEDGOD as the dudes take a look at the Twitter of the voice of a generation, Lil B. The BasedGod has been making an impact on the world as a rapper, producer, writer, speaker, and paragon of human kindness and we're here to rate his Twitter game. We're cooking it up on this episode with our good friend and fellow comedian Carson Taylor.

Ryan and Bill take a look at avant garde artist and philosopher Zardulu. Bill questions his faith choices in the light of the teachings of Zarduluism. Ryan tests his might in a round of Mars Volta trivia. But, who will be crowned as the Rat King?

Ryan and Bill decide to take a look at who might be representing their state in the future. A terrible dystopian future where punks run wild in the streets, banks are going bust, wait you've seen that movie Network right?

I bet Roy Moore hasn't.

Ryan and Bill decide to take a look at who might be representing their state in the future. A terrible dystopian future where punks run wild in the streets, banks are going bust, wait you've seen that movie Network right?

I bet Roy Moore hasn't.