Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss the return of the Tank and the Chimps’ love of Shark Week all whilst sipping Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey finished in Caribbean rum casks.
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss vacations, the importance of sunblock, and visiting Atlantic City, NJ sans children all whilst sipping Eric LeGrand Kentucky straight bourbon. Join the Chimps for episode 50!
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss complete ridiculousness of Titanic proportions all whilst sipping Woodville pot distilled bourbon whiskey.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss Fathers Day, Adult Dolls and the Aliens that love them all whilst sipping Beer Barrel Bourbon - bourbon whiskey rested in oak beer barrels.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss hotel creatures, Mike’s vicious flatulence, and triple X squirrels all whilst sipping Burning Chair Barrel Select Bourbon.
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and get patriotic for Memorial Day, gripe about tipping, and make each other laugh until their gunts ache all whilst sipping The One and Only Buckwheat Spirit - A New Breed of American Spirit
Matt and Mike molest the microphones to pay homage to the Mothers, bitch about traffic and discuss bringing back mint, all whilst sipping Iskabar Irish Whiskey.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss a Chimp’s special day and getting older for better or worse, all whilst sipping James and Pepper 1776 Straight Rye Whiskey
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a boys only, hot-boxing, spit-roasting, hockey tourney road trip all whilst sipping Yellowstone Kentucky Straight Bourbon.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones al fresco and ramble on about everything from the Resurrection to port-a-potties all whilst sipping Whistle Pig Piggy Back Bourbon aged 6 years.
1 hr 3 min
About Two Average Chimps
From the publisher's feed
Matt and Mike are two friends sitting in a garage having absurd, quasi-intellectual, and sometimes funny conversations about life in their forties, all whilst having a drink or three.