Two Average Chimps

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and go off the rails after another hiatus while talking about absolutely nothing while smoking and drinking al fresco, all whilst sipping Doc Swinson Straight Bourbon Whiskey aged five years.

Matt and Mike Molest the microphones and discuss technical diffuckalties, Father's Day, and appliances, all whilst sipping Blackened Whiskey Aged in Black Brandy Barrells.

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss Sasquatch, a Chimp field trip, and a hockey tourney sans Matt, all whilst sipping Sasquatch Bourbon Whiskey.

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss Memorial Day, raising puppies, and long days at Disney World all whilst sipping Traveller Whiskey by Chris Stapleton.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a Chimp’s BDay, backing your truck up, and social media rabbit holes all whilst sipping Fort Hamilton Double Barrel Bourbon Whiskey.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the Chimps’ epic return, an earthquake, and a total eclipse of the heart, all whilst sipping Fearless Straight Wheat Whiskey (for the second time - thanks Mike!).

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss the awkward things we all do with some great fan feedback, all whilst sipping Wild Turkey Longbranch Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss their triumphant return, lame excuses for their hiatus, and what really grinds their gears, all whilst sipping Bear Fight American Single Malt Whiskey.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss winter weather, housecoats, and Generation X, all whilst sipping Devil’s River Texas Bourbon Whiskey.