Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the official end of the holiday season, fart jars, and the sociopaths that love them all whilst sipping Jura Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss Turkey Day, Taco Pizza, and a Buffalo Road Trip all whilst sipping Boondocks Kentucky Straight Bourbon
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a lackluster Halloween, traumatic childhood events, and offer a vocabulary lesson, all whilst sipping Old Forrester Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey 100 Proof.
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss accidental hot boxes, world travel, espresso and gabagool (capocollo) all whilst sipping Smooth Ambler Contradiction Bourbon.
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss coveting thy neighbor, pizza, gunts, and lotto all whilst sipping Bib and Tucker small batch bourbon whiskey.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss the mile high club and shenanigans at cruising altitude all whilst sipping Angel’s Envy Rye Whiskey finished in Caribbean rum casks
Matt and Mike discuss women and their showers, lost family traditions, and the Chimps’ failed attempts at adulting all whilst sipping Midnight Ritual American Malt Whiskey.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss the end of summer, Matt becoming a plumber, and explosive diarrhea all whilst sipping Cut Spike American Single Malt Whiskey.
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discus the summer hiatus, family vacations, and sharing opinions no one really cares about all whilst sipping Great Jones Bourbon Whiskey.
1 hr 4 min
About Two Average Chimps
From the publisher's feed
Matt and Mike are two friends sitting in a garage having absurd, quasi-intellectual, and sometimes funny conversations about life in their forties, all whilst having a drink or three.